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???: So what's your plan for when you get married Zane-Sama?
Me: Well simple! First I'm gonna propose to her.
???: Uh-huh then?
Me: Then I'm gonna jump off a bridge because the person I love wouldn't exist.
???: But I thought you had a girlfriend?!?
Me: For now yea sure, but when I get older you actually think I'll get another chance.
???: Well... Um..... Y-Yea-
Me: WRONGO!!! The chances of any girl who would want to stay with me forever is 1 out of 99% chance.
???: Well that's good-
Me: The chances of me ever having a happy ending are 1. The chances of me growing to be miserable are 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999........ *Deep breath* 999999999999-
???: that's a lot of 9's
Me: Indeed my dear dumbass.
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