???: I can't stand it. I can't believe she lied to me
Me: Oh man that's so messed up (sarcasm)
???: Thanks for listening
Me: You got it! No way I was brought here against my will
???: Why are you being sarcastic?
Me: Because I'm sick and tired of you people and your fucking excuse of sadness. It's all fucking cliché. You think a girl likes you when all she does is steal your heart and your money and fucking use you for her gain. And girls are the same. "Oh my boyfriend left me!" Well maybe that's because you were dating a fuckboi who only wanted to fuck and found someone else who they can fuck.
