"I know"///ziam au

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"Daddy I want a beard" Michael says from the backseat of Liam's car. "Well you need to be a little older mate"'

"You said that last year, I five now. Where my beard at?" The little boys says with a frown, making Zayn giggle a little

"Buddy you're too young" "And you're too old dad" Michael says making Liam scoff. "I am not!"

"Ahuh you tell dad jokes, wight papa?" "That's right" "Dad jokes? I do not" "Tell a joke" Zayn says looking over to Liam

"Okay okay, how do you make a Kleenex dance?" Michael sits go from his car seat, "How?" "Put a little boogie in it!" Liam says before laughing afterwards

Zayn covers his mouth to laugh at him unseats of the joke, Michael though, he groans loudly, facepalming. "Dad that was bad"

"No it was great! Even papa laughed" Michael shakes his head, "He laughing at you daddy, that joke was bleh" the five year old says, sticking out his tongue

"You're hurting my feeling Mike" "I'm sorry, we all have to be honest to accept the twuth" "Who told you that?" "Dr. Phil" Michael says making Zayn sigh

"Liam, stop giving him the remote" Zayn says making Liam scoff. "It's making him a genius!" "It's making him a little country physiatrist"

"And what's wrong with Dr. Phil! He gots a mustache!" Michael yells from the backseat. "It's old and grey Mikey" "Just like daddy's!"

Liam turns to glance at him, "Hey, stop throwing shots at me" Michael smiles sheepishly, blowing him a kiss

As Liam parks in the driveway of his parent's house, Zayn helps Michael out the car. "You're going to be good right?"

"Why you asking me? You should be asking daddy, I always good" Michael says as he grabs Zayn's hand. "You know what" Liam says making Michael grin widely

"Love you" Zayn coos, "How can you be made at that face?" Liam ruffles Michael's hair, "Soon when he isn't so small and cuddly" he says ringing the doorbell

"I gonna be a big man with muscles and girlfriends" Liam snorts, "Keep dreaming" he says, hearing the door open.

"Oh I'm glad you're here!" Karen gushes as she lets them in the house. "Thank you for inviting us" Zayn says as he helps Michael inside.

"Loki!" Michael shouts, rushing over to the barking dog to pet him. Liam smiles at them, "Hey buddy" he says, scratching behind the dog's ear.

Zayn smiles at them, "You weren't kidding when you said he loves dogs" he says making Karen smile fondly.

Liam quickly takes off his jacket, "Where do you want us to put our jackets?" "Anywhere you'd like" she says making Michael take his off, tossing it on the ground

"Oi, put it on the couch. We aren't home" Liam says sternly making Michael huff. "Oh dear it's alright, you we're the same"

"Either way I'm not having him throw his clothes around" Liam says watching Michael place his jacket neatly on the couch

"Better?" Michael asks sassily, making Liam send his a warning look. "Geoff's in the kitchen, why don't you help me set the table Zayn?" Karen asks, motioning for him to follow. "Sure" "You too Michael, it's time to learn where the silverware goes"