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Happy Birthday!

"Dipper, it's almost their birthday!" Mabel pointed to their two great uncles chatting on the table.

Dipper asked excitedly, "What will you get them?"

Mabel stroked her imaginary beard, "Hmmmm, sweaters?"

Dipper leaned over and whispered something in her ear.

"Dipper that's a GREAT idea!" Mabel bounced cheerfully.

Overnight, even to the latest hours: where Ford was asleep the twins worked hard to make their Grunkles happy.

The next morning~

Ford's P.O.V

I woke up early as usual, to check on the kids. The regular morning routine followed, bathing, dressing up, etc.

As I walked past the living room, A glint of gold caught my eye.

I decided to ignore it and keep walking, I arrived at the twins' door, I knocked softly, putting my ear to the door. "Dipper? Mabel?"

The door opened, and I was sacked.

Stanley's P.O.V

I snored, then I was sacked

(Yes he is that vulnerable 😂)

Dipper's P.O.V
Do you guys even know how hard it is to keep down a man with 30 years of experience fighting?

Dang, which makes it worse is that he's a strategist.

He thrashed and turned, I had to swing a lamp at him, "I so sorry, gosh why was I supposed to guard him, IM SO SORRRRYYYYYY!" I whispered.

I dragged him to the couch, how am I going to put him on the couch?!

I got a piece of wood and tried to slide him up, nope the wood broke.
I tried to carry him, nope he's VERY heavy. (Or you're just terribly weak)

A pudgy man passed by, "Yo Soos!"

He looked at me, "Sup dawg," he said casually, then looked at Great Uncle Ford sacked on the floor. His eyes widened, I could tell he was about to scream.

I quickly shushed him, "It's part of the surprise."

"Oh, gotcha" He finger-gun pointed me.

"Uh, a little help putting him on the couch?"

"Sure!"

He lifted him easily, and laid him on the couch, he whispered to me, "TEACH ME YOUR SURPRISE SECRETS."

I grimaced and subtly walked away.

Mabel's P.O.V

"WADDLES GET OVER HERE WITH THE JOG HOG CAR!!!!"

Waddles walks over with a wagon duct-taped to his back.

You get the idea I am going to do.

I pushed him headfirst into the wagon.

I hope there's no damage..

Probably!

Waddles POV

Oink, oink, snort, wenk, squeee, Mavis, oink.

Heavy, bacon, Mavis, Staz heavy, cannibalism.

CHALLENGE!

· Make a legit story to continue this because laziness.

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Laziness clutched me
~LV