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Reunion

"Come this way sir, Mr. Pines doesn't have that much time." The nurse in the pristine scrubs beckoned a grown man holding the hands of two twin boys.

"Dad, where are we going?" The glasses bound boy tugged on Dipper's shirt.

"Yeah! Daddyo we don't got time for this...um, SHAZZY WAZZ!" The other one did a rapper pose.

Dipper kept walking in a fast pace, he smiled sadly. "Ever wonder why your Aunt Mabel and I keep saying 'Grunkle'?"

"Yeah," they said at the exact same time. "Jinx!" They pointed at each other in unison. "Double Jinx!" Again in perfect sync.

"Triple Jinx!"

"Quadruple Jinx!"

"Dad!" They pointed accusingly at the other twin while trying to keep up with their father's quick pace.

In perfect timing they said these words,

"CENTIRI IS BEING A BIG MCSHAZZLEBIZ!" The slightly taller one shouted.

"EXI IS BUMBLESHAZZIN HUNKILO!" The one with glasses shrieked.

If your wondering why their names are weird, well Centiri in Bosnian is four, while Exi in Greek is six. Their original names are Lee and Ford.
Well, they were trying to outdo each other with cool beans Toot Toot McBumbleshizzle names.

Yup, Lee or Exi has six fingers while Centiri or Ford has four.

Coincidentally it was in the genes.
And yeah, they were freaking twins!!

Father Dipstick (lmao it sounds like a pastor or something XD) laughed and shook his head saying, "You two remind me so much of myself and Mabel 16 years ago."

They soon arrived at Room 618, Dipper immediately rushed in with his boys following to see an old man lying on the bed, his hair was all white and he seemed to be talking to someone in the room, nothingness.

"Grunkle Ford! I came as soon as possible." He rushed over to the side of his bed. "And I brought the boys." He thumb-pointed his twin sons.

"Dipper, you've grown so much!" Ford rasped.

"Thanks Grunkle Ford, how are you Great Uncle Ford?" Dipper asked curiously.

"To be honest, everyhing hurts." He coughed out.

"Yowzers old man," Lee piped up.

"Lee, Ford come here." Dipper beckonned them. "Meet your great-great-uncle!"

"Oh? Let me see them." Standard snapped out of his daze and looked around for his boys. He was still pretty active for an 83-year old man.

"And they have a certain defect Grunkle Ford!" Dipper added excitedly.
"Centiri, Exi, meet your Great-great uncle Ford!"

"Such names my boy!" Ford exclaimed.

"They're just nicknames." The 39-year old man waved it off. "Their real names are Lee Gabel, and Ford (insert here who you want Dipstick to marry)

"Greetings!" Old Man Ford held out his hand, in which the twins gazed at then shook.

"Boys show them your hands," Dipper ordered. When they refused, he gripped them and held it both up. Lee had six fingers, the sixth jutted out of his hand like an odd out branch. While Ford on the other hand, where his pinky should've been, and the space under it was gone, resulting in thinner hands.

"Dad!" They both whined.

"Nothing to be ashamed of children," As Fordsy said that as he raised his infamous six fingered hand. "And having polydactyly never stopped me from achieving my dreams."