Will Cipher x Reader Oneshots

(Y\N) the Taco

(A\N) Thus was requested by @risingfury. THANK YA!! I'm probably gonna use all the requests, so hang in there. And sorry it took so long, procrastination and crap.  Enjoy! Or not, I don't really care. (A\N)

You were a taco. 

Actually, you were the princess of the Taco Kingdom. You're birthday was coming up, so you were going to be queen soon. 

It was a peaceful day in the Taco Kingdom, and you had decided to go for a walk, when a giant shadow cast upon your kingdom, followed by an evil sounding laugh. You looked up, and saw a giant human. You had read about them in the Taco Library, and the book said that they eat your kind. 

"Oh wow, oh this is wonderful! Walking and talking tacos!" the human said, laughing some more. 

"Holy enchilada, it's a human! Sound the alarm!" your father yelled from a window, followed by the Taco Bell ringing. 

The whole kingdom was chaotic, the human laughing and picking up some of the subjects, then setting them back down.

You, though, were frozen in fear.

"Oh, and who is this!" the human said, picking you up, "You have a crown, so you obviously are important to this delicious town! 

You were shaking by this point. You looked up at the brown haired, blue eyed, assumingly male human. He looked so much different from your people. All of you had lettuce hair, shell skin, and your insides were all meat, cheese, and whatever else is on a taco. Your eyes we're tomato red, and your clothing made out of tortillas.  

"Oh, don't worry, little taco girl, I'm gonna take good care of you." he said laughing and taking you to his lair, the tacos in the kingdom yelling your name. You passed out out of fear, your body growing limp.

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"Hey. H-hey. W-wake up."

You groaned, begging for five more minutes, when you remembered the events of yesterday. You shot up, a jolt of pain going up your back. You had been sleeping on the floor of a cage, probably not good for you. 

"AH!" you yelled, looking up at the triangle above you. He looked like a blue nacho, and that comforted you a bit. Not much though.

"N-no, it's o-okay! I w-won't hurt y-you." the cool ranch dorito said, looking down at you. 

You looked around, not recognizing anything. 

"Where am I, and who are you?" you asked. The triangle sighed. Obviously he was not fond of this place. 

"W-well, my n-name is W-W-Will, and you're i-in t-the T-Tent of T-Telepathy." Will said, struggling to say the words with his stutter. 

"Well, Will, who was that human who took me from my kingdom?" you asked him.

"O-oh, that's D-D-Dipper. H-he's not v-very nice..." Will shivered when Dipper's name left his mouth. 

"What's he gonna do to me."

"H-he want's to e-eat you, b-but I-I'm gonna h-help you e-escape, um, w-what's y-your n-name?" Will asked you.

"(Y\N), and why would he want to eat me?" you asked, felling like you were asking WAYYYY too many questions.

BECAUSE YOU WERE.

"B-because h-he read i-in his j-journal t-t-that T-taco people are m-more d-delicious than a r-regular t-taco." Will answered. 

"Oh, well, just because something might seem good, doesn't mean it is. I mean, if I get eaten, who will run the kingdom when my parents expire!" you ranted, and Will blushed. 

"Y-your a p-princess?" Will asked. 

"Yep."

"Oh."

All of a sudden, you heard a massive applause. That scared you and you yelped a bit.

"Will, what was that?" 

"D-Dipper's show's s-s-started! H-he'll b-be here a-any second!" Will said, "I-I've got to g-get you o-out of h-h-here." 

You watched in awe as Will went from being a floating blue nacho to a human boy. You started to ask something when Will interrupted you.

"Don't q-question i-it."

"Okay then..." you answered. 

"WILL!!! GET YOUR COOL RANCH BUTT OUT HERE AND GIVE US A SHOW!!!" you heard someone yell. 

"O-o-oh n-n-n-no!!" Will whispered. He snapped, and the lock on your cage disappeared into thin air. Will picked you up, and teleported you both out of there.

Once out of range of Dipper's antics, Will looked at you in his hands. You smiled up at him, and he smiled back.

"Thank you, for saving my life." (GET THE REF?!?!)

"I couldn't let s-s-someone else be a v-victim to D-Dipper..." Will trailed off.

"Well, thank you again." you said. You reached up and kissed his (face) cheek. Will blushed, and set you down at the front of your kingdom.

"See ya later." you called up to him.

"Y-you t-too."