Will Cipher x Reader Oneshots

YOU HAVE A BROTHER?!?!

(A\N) I'M BACK EARTHLINGS!!!! This was requested by @PurpleNeko-Chan. I decided just to do one full story where Reader meets Bill, but I might start adding him to one shots too. Also, I want to add that Bill likes to stay in nacho form, while Will prefers a human form. This isn't my best, but I hope you like it anyway. Now, I have a good explanation to where I have been. Seeing as I don't have a computer or Wi-Fi at my house, I couldn't really update. Unikay is sorry. Also, requests are closed, at least until I get all these written. Now, ONTO THE STORY!!!

Ahh, Saturday, the day where you can sleep late, do the randomest of things, and decide if you could flood a city with ketchup. 

"Yes but could I?" you asked yourself, pacing around in your pajamas. 

"I bet I could, if I had enough ketchup. But how would I go about obtaining that much ketchup?" you said, walking over to the couch and laying face down on it.

Just when you were about to ask yourself if you would look weird walking into the supermarket and buying 300 tons of ketchup, your door opened and you found yourself falling off the couch in surprise. You looked over to the door to see Will, you boyfriend who had crazy powers and was currently in his adorable human form, locking the door, and conjuring up more locks to put on said door. 

"Hey, babe, do you think I could flood a city with ketchup?" you asked, paying no attention to what he was doing.

"W--what?" he asked, not looking at you and moving on to do the windows. 

"Could I flood a city with ketchup?" you asked again, getting off the floor and walking up to him. 

"Y-yes, I g-guess so." he said, turning around and jumping a foot in the air when he saw you a foot from his face. 

"Why you so jumpy?" you asked him.

"A-a-aren't I a-a-always?' Will asked, obviously trying to act casual. 

"Yes, but you're extra jumpy when you're either scared, or trying to hide something." you asked, crossing your arms. "So which is it?" 

"U-um," Will started, but couldn't finish, because the room suddenly turned all grey, and time seemed to stop. You turned to Will to ask him what he was doing, but stopped when you saw his face fall.

In the middle of the room, a triangle appeared, first a galaxy print type of thing, but then it started laughing this echoing laugh and it turned bright yellow. 

Your first thought:

"OH MY PEANUT BUTTER A GOLDEN WILLIAM!!"

But apparently you said that aloud, because the golden triangle started laughing, and it flew over to you.

"Oh, you were right, Teardrop, I like this one already!" 

"I-I never s-s-said t-that." Will said, wrapping his arms around you. He started trying to pull you behind him, but he was too weak for you. You pulled yourself out of his arms and walked over to the floating Nacho Dorito. 

You looked him up and down. He looked exactly like Will when he wasn't human. It seemed that if he had a mouth, he would be smirking. 

"Who this?" you asked, pointing a finger at him. 

"The name's Bill Cipher," the triangle said, floating around you and going over to Will, putting an arm around him, "Teardrop's told me all about you."

"I-I h-have n-not!" Will stuttered, moving to stand next to you. 

"Oh, yes you have." Bill said.

"What the heck is going on here?" you asked, clearly confused. 

"I'll tell you what's going on here, Songbird. Teardrop let it slip that he was seeing you, and I just had to find out if it was true." Bill stated.

"Y-you c-c-could've just t-taken m-m-my word f-f-for it." Will said. 

"Oh, but why would I do that?" Bill said.

You, who were watching these two argue, suddenly decided to ask a question that popped into your mind. 

"Hey, are you two like, brothers or something."

"W-well, (Y\N), h-he's the r-reverse v-version of m-m-me." Will explained.

"So that would make us the same entity. Technically not brothers."  Bill said.

"Oh, well, can I still call you brothers?" you asked.

"I-I g-guess you c-could." Will said.

"Yeah, why not?" Bill said. 

"Yeah,  you're brothers." you said, nodding your head. 

"H-Hang on. H-how w-would you k-k-know that m-me and (Y\N) are t-t-together unless..." Will started.

"Yep, I read your mind, brother." Bill said. 

"B-Bill!" Will said in his interpretation of a yell. 

"Hey Bill?" you asked, turning towards the Nacho Cheese Dorito.

"Yeah Songbird?"

"Could I flood a city with ketchup?"

"Well, lets find out!" Bill stated, grabbing your hand and teleporting off.

"W-wait!" Will said, going after you two.