phil🦁
But really, can we do that again sometime?
dan👖
as long as you promise not to yell at a pigeon again
phil🦁
I only did it bc you told me to!
dan👖
😂😁
phil🦁
Death defying
dan👖
Electrifying
phil🦁
power lighting
dan👖
With striking
phil🦁
good looks
dan👖
Good looks 😍👅💦❤️
phil🦁
Add some Starbucks coffee, and you've got yourself one basic white girl packet to go!
dan👖
For only $90.99
phil🦁
That's cheaper than Rosetta Stone
dan👖
who's rosseta stones?
phil🦁
ur kidding
dan👖
OH I KNOW!
phil🦁
Thank God
dan👖
That's Emma Stone's sister, right?
phil🦁
www.rosettastone.com
dan👖
I was joking
phil🦁
I'm not 100% sure you were
(An/ only bc my obsession with Rosetta Stone, the expensive ass language learner that works)
(An 2/ dan is v educated so he should know)
YOU ARE READING
phan || kik au
Fanfictiondan kiks phil and phil kiks back *Random cover picture uploaded* this was written when i was 12 i am so sorry