Chapter 30 | The Shittiest of Them All

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Aphmau's POV

"Where'd she go?!" Mom cried. I sighed and opened the door. When she runs, somehow she ends up in a playground. I know that for a fact. I smile, grab my phone, and run after her.

Soon enough, she ends up in a playground. She runs up and blocks the slide. I was GOING to run after her, but instead I hid behind the bush.

Now, before you say "APHMEOW UR SUCH A SH1TTY SISTER!" I had a PERFECTLY good reason for it!

SHE STARTED FLIRTING WITH A GUY

"EEEEK"

I KNOW RIGHT?

Nah, not really, but I knew she was.

He came to comfort her, and they ended up playing tag with little kids.

After fangirling, like the baka I am, I run home twirling around and singing.

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Once I got home, I sat next to the door, waiting for Lavender to come back.

After like, a million hours of waiting, she FINALLY came back.

"Hey, Hey, Lavender!" I scream.

"Mhm?" She replies.

"Who's that blue haired kid?!" I scream, in my own...fangirly.....sane....way.

Her eyes widen and stare at me.

1...

2...

3...

She blushes and screams,

"YOU WERE WATCHING? WHAT? WHY? WHEN? WHERE?" I took a deep breath to answer her question.

"Yes I was. I was watching you guys talking. Because it was cute. Since the beginning. Behind a bush."

"You didn't need to answer that." She mumbled.

"HEHE! DO YOU LIKE HIM?!?" I scream.

"NO! HE'S JUST A FRIEND!"

"Didn't seem like it."

"Well he is, ne?"

"Alright, Alright. I understand. I will shut to the up now." I said in a robotic voice, then ran to the corner. I turned on my phone and called the backup singers I asked to come. What? When your sister's in love, you can't just brush it off!

"Hey, hey, I'ma have to cancel the musical for the two lovers I told you about." I whispered. I felt like someone was watching me, so I turned around slowly, to see Lavender, getting a knife ready.

"Wait, Wait! I canceled it! I promise!" I cry. She puts a hand on her chin and pretends to "think about it"

"SPARE ME!" I scream. I miss the days when we used to do this. It was...fun.

"Heheh! Alright!"

"Thank you!" I cry, and start kissing her feet.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!"

"I won't get off until you tell me his name!"

"DIMITRI! HIS NAME IS DIMITRI! NOW GET OFFF!"

"hehe. mkay."

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After we both take a shower, we go into my room, where me and Lavender will be sleeping.

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