Guess who's back? {A Harry Potter Fanfic}

Harrys third year

James PoV
I'm surprised at all Harry's done. That kid.. My kid, deserves a medal.
"I'm hungry." Padfoot complains
"Your always hungry." Moony says
"Oh yeah how about lunch?" Asks Padfoot
I point my wand at the table and mummer "Engorgio." I look down surprised that the table hasn't grown but then I hear padfoot say "oh-my-gawd, Prongs you-u idiot your holding your wand the wrong way."
I look down and indeed, my wand is pointing to my now massive shirt, I laugh "I thought it was a bit airy."
We eat lunch and then I say "Marauders, isn't it time for a song about hArry?"
"Not this again." Groans Lily
"Not what?" Asks Ron
"Hit it moony!" I yell
(Key bold is James italic is Remus underlined is Sirius)

Bom bom bom bom
Harry Harry quite a Larry
Boom boom boom boom
Harry Harry Harry Potter the boy who liiiiiiiiiiiiived
Bom bom bom bom
He is wiser than lil old voldy who's gone quite mouldy
Hit it Moony

(Song ends abruptly)

"Shut up." Lily orders, I smirk at my two best friends, then grin at the Amused look on Harry's face, Rons mouth is open wide and Hermione keeps pinching herself to make sure this isn't a dream.
"I don't know why we diddnt win the Hogwarts Talent show." Says Padfoot seriously.
"Remember that song Prongs sung about lily?"
"Yeah-
Lily Evans
Bom bom bom bom
You are haven
Bombombombom
Why won't you date me?
Bombombombombom
Rather than stinking Sniverlus?" Sings Padfoot
"Shall we watch your third year then Harry?" I ask, very embarrassed.

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"Woooo woooo wooo wooow wooo Sirius escapes!!!!!!!,"
"Shit it,"

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"ST BRUTUSES FOR INCREDIBLY CRIMINAL BOYS C'MON REALLY?" I roar hot bubbling anger seething about in the pit of my stomach.
"I WASNT UNEMPLOYED!"
"Shut up."
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"Oh my gawd! YOU BLEW HER UP!" Screams Sirius
"Wooo wooo best son ever!"
"James!" Lily exclaims
"I mean never do that again Harry, and Black don't make me take more points from Slytherin."

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(In the memory Sirius is the big black dog and he jumps out at Harry before he gets on the knight bus)
"Aghagahahaujsjajj! Sirius no need to scare us like that!" I yell
"Sorry Sir,"
"That was almost as scary as that film Lily made us see." I say
"What is a film?" Asks Ron
"What film?" Harry and Hermione say
"It might give you nightmares."
"What film?"
"E.T." Scoffs lily
I shiver, I still have nightmares
Hermione is on the floor, crying, and Ron looks confused.

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"They let Harry off?" Asks Lil
"Yay." I sigh
"Fishy."
"What is?" I ask
"I agree" says Moony
"What do you agree with?" Asks Padfoot

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"Moony you were a teacher!!!"
"Shut it"

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"Dementors? On a train?!"

"Thank god."

1010101010

"Jeeze pad what you do that for?"
"She annoyed me."
"Oh really?""

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"YOUR BROOM HARRY NOO!"
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"20 points to Gryffindor, Lupin, for helping my Son!"
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they finished watching harrys third year and I whisper to y family
"Im proud Harry."
"Im proud to HJ."
"Really?" Harry asks, as if startled.
'sure."

"Expecto Patronum." I whisper my stag bursts out of my wand.
"Expecto PAtronumn." Harry mummers, his smaller stag joining up with mine.
"Expecto Patronunm." Lily says and her doe joins my stag. The family is reunited, Nothing, Nothing will rip us apart ever again.

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A/N

Millie here, I found this chapter extremely hard to write, it was hard to add humour in so I rewrote it ad added the singing part in, it isn't very long, but I'll make the next chapter longer. This won't be just the order of the Phoenix rewritten, I have many plans for this, and if I can make it I want to continue this story through Harry's 6th and seventh year. After the pensive there will be a few flashbacks. I'm entirely sure on Sirius living, though I'm sure many of you want him to live! Thanks for so many views! You really help me write this! Can you please vote and comment what you want to see (The story is changeable depending on your requests). Don't forget to check out my other stories. I have a few questions to ask before I go:
Do you want Snape and Lily to be friends?
Do you want Sirius to be free?
Do you want Frank and Alice longbottem to come back from insanity?

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