Guess who's back? {A Harry Potter Fanfic}

The test

James PoV
Okay so it's fair to say it am annoyed when I hear Sniverlus has been here, but when I hear Lily's worries I forgot all of that. Before we died she was pregnant, is there a chance that our unborn baby is alive?

We all sit in the living room
"Will you use all of that?" Asks Padfoot
"No why?" But padfoot is quiet, I smile, I know what he wants to do.
Lily takes half of the potion, she glows pink. She's pregnant.

"Wow you to have been busy." Says Padfoot
"Congratulations!" Exclaims Moony. I summon three beers, Padfoot tries some of the potion, he looks disappointed with the results.
"Pad did you really think that you were pregnant?"
"There was a chance!"
I face-parm. Idiot. We dress into our muggle tuxes and Lily looks at us suspiciously
"Where are you going?"
"To muggle speed dating." I say
"Don't worry Mrs p. We won't let mr p get into annnnnnnnny trouble." I roll my eyes and follow Padfoot and moony to the car.

-at speed dating-
I sit down next to a granny
"Hullo." I say
"Hello did you know your hair is messy." I pretend to look hurt and shocked
"N-No." I stutter
"Im jasmine."
"Tell me five things about your self." Whilst she talks I look to my left Sirius is saying to a woman "no I'm more of a dog person." And Remus is in deep discussion with middle-aged woman who had a conspiracy theory about werewolves and vampires were alive, the whistle blows and we move up to our left, I sit with crazy cat woman and Sirius is sitting with someone else

Sirius PoV
"Well well well, what have we here?" Asks the woman
"Lizzy Alew?" I ask shocked
"Sirius Black?" She says equally shocked
"What are you doing here?" I ask
"Trying to find a hot date what bout you?"
"My idea of a fun night out." I snort jestering to James and Remus
"Haha do you wanna get out of here?" She asks
"Yeah." I say
"Come with me." I follow her grinning, knowing what's coming next.

Remus PoV
I'm tired, then again I'm always tired, I look at James, he's talking to someone, I want to go.
"Who you looking at?" Asks the woman next to me
"My friend was sitting over there now he is gone," i say
"Probably hitched up with someone." She said, what was her name?
I notice a wand in her pocket, I smile "nice wand."
"Ah."
"Hufflepuff Slytherin Ravenclaw or Gryffindor?"
"Ravenclaw." Her long Blond hair smells nice...
"Gryffindor."
She jerks her head to the door and I get up, wondering what was going to happen next.

James PoV
I get up and go. Margret follows me, shit, I have to ditch her.
I nod my head to the store boots? And she nods whispering something to me, I dissaperate, glad to get away from that place and I go to join lily at our house Severus is there. Stinking Sniverlus.
I walk in and kiss lily, right on the mouth, I whisper "forever" into her ears then say to Sniverlus "I see you have heard that my lil is having my child." His nostrils flare and he asks "how do you know that it's your child."
"ARE YOU SAYING I CHEATED ON JAMES?" Yells lily
"No." Says Snape
Dad walks in and sees Snape, "cmon son, James I'm talking to you, let's go. I want lily and Severus to talk."

Lily PoV.
"What on earth did you do that for?" I ask, angrily
"Do what?" Severus asks innocently
"Provoke James!"
"He provoked me."
"By kissing his wife, for fuck sake Sev, he kissed me!"
"He was showing off."
"So, he is James." We sit in stoney silence for a while, then sev says
"I'm worried about Harry's potion grade."
"Really?" I ask, a note of sarcasm in my voice.
"Yes Lil, He has the ambition of becoming an auror, I know for a fact that he will not be able to do this with out help!"
"You doubt him?"
"Every other subject apart from Potions, he is good at, if potions wasn't required he would have that job in the bag- but he doesn't have that job in the bag because of his potion grade, on average it's a D."
"So?" I gulp "what are you proposing?"
"Private lessons with me?"
"I'm sure Harry would love that, more lessons with me." He jokes, a sarcastic smile on his face.