Guess who's back? {A Harry Potter Fanfic}

Walterliger

I kiss lily goodbye, Sirius, Remus and I are all going on a house and rally tour, really it's a lads holiday. We stuff hundreds of banners, hats, leaflets and badges into the car Dumbledore got us, Remus is in he back with our bags and Sirius and I are in the front.
"WHere are we going?"asks Sirius
"St Mungos for a lecture." I say, hoping that the man POTTER badges will brighten up the wards
"Are we nearly there yet?" Asks Sirius for the one hundredth time.
"No."
"LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR!" We chant (we Sirius and I do) until moony casts "Silencio" on us to shut us up,

We arrive around 5 to see st Mungos, we slowly make our way to the fourth floor, everyone (apart from one family who were visiting a Jenny Zedic_Fudge) cheered for us and gladly excepted the POTTER merchandise, things couldn't have gone better.

We walk up to the last ward, and I start "Welcome to the Potter-Fudge ra-" but I break down. Alice. Frank. Worse than dead. I loose my trail and Remus sees what I'm staring at "C'mon James finish your talk, then we will see Alice and Frank."

I stand up and say "welcome to the Rivalry!" I keep up a good, not so enthusiastic, flow of words. I pass around badges and hats before walking up to frank.
"Frank, Frankie boy, it's me." He ignores me, completely
"Alice?" I plea "It's me Jamie!" I look away, unable to bear the sight of my two friends.
"They are long gone." Comes a hollow voice
"Augusta." I say, nodding
"James." She says
"h-How?" I ask
"Death eaters." She growls
"IS there?"
"No they tried everything."

"James?" Asks Remus
"Yes?" I ask
"We have to go if we want to be at Potter Place for dinner." I nod before getting up and going- the car journey is quiet, very quiet.

We abandon the car at the rusty gates of Potter Place, one of the many houses my family owns.
"LAsT ONE THERE HAS TO SWIM IN THE LAKE!" Yells Sirius he and Remus dash off but I pick up my broom and beat them, smiling.

I pick up Sirius and throw him,
"AGH!" He yells as he hits the water I look at Remus, this house hasn't been used for goodness knows how long, Sirius could be in danger, I mean more danger than he usually is.
"ACCIO SIRIUS!" I yell,
"JAMES!" Laughs Remus,
"Oh yeh!" I forgot that only works on objects,
I point my wand at Sirius and think levicorpous! Then librecourpus to put him Down
"T-there was something in their." He says

Remus points his wand at the pond and it dries up, there were WalterLoisee in it, massive wood lise, which sucked blood and made you go crazy for a few hours, making you highly vulnerable for the WalterLiger their masters to feed off you.

"What if there is a WalterLiger in the house?" Asks Remus, in answer to the question there is a roar, no several roars, and Sirius absent mindedly walks over to the house.
"No!' I scream, this is the madness.
We battle a hysterical Sirius into the car, then lock him in before going to battle the WalterLiger. We walk side by side, scared of what is to come, we enter the living room and there is the Walterliger, tall, fat, green, with five arms and six eyes. I gulp and look side ways at Remus
"ROLTOPILOYOTIOOIS!" I yell casting a spell that makes someone break dance
To see a Walterliger break dance is quite a maverlous sight, Remus was on the floor laughing
"James please stop it!"
"I forgot the counter curse,"
"Incidionosic!" Yells Remus and the Walterliger turns to dust
"Frego mansus!"I say we are In no immediate danger.

We set up camp on by the car and decide to tackle the crazy Sirius.
"Hey." I say
"Look it's j-jams potty."
He laughs like he is drunk then yells
"I'm black!"
"No your white." I jest
"I'm black."
"I'm joking."
"I'm Sirius." He cackles with glee at his cleverness then, most annoyingly, poos himself.
"Yuck." Says Remus
"Your cleaning him up professor moony!"
"You made him poo it's your Job!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Scorgefy!"
"I'm cold now mooooooney made me cold!"
"Shut up,"
"No"
Sirius then picks up his wand and jabs himself in the eye with it
"Ouch bad wand!" He snapped it and then came back to his senses
"Ooh no." He moans once we tel Him what happened.
"You need a new wand,Sirius!" I say laughing
"I know this is my dads old wand, I found it in grimwauld."

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We wake up the next day, and wonder into the house, it's safe, all of the downstairs is to ruined to make out what it once was but the attic seems safe, I timidly open the hatch and peer in. Most surprisingly it's clean.
"Master James?" Squeaks an excited voice
"Wodu?" I ask, remembering the house elf, the large purple eyes fill with tears
"I is thinking you is dead!"
"I am alive." I laugh
"I is falling you master, I let the Walterliger ruin the house."
"Oh Wodu, I don't blame you!" I say
"I is thanking you master James!"
We explore the attic until I see it, the potter family tree.
I trace it all the way to the first name,
Finis Potter (Slytherin) wow. One of my ancestors was a Slytherin?
Until 1750 all my ancestors were in Slytherin and had one (male) child, then there was a Jack Potter who was in Ravenclaw, I follow the line, unlike my other ancestors he has three children, all of which have one child (Bertie, Mary and Joe) joe is in Hufflepuff who  gets married to a Matilder Frolow who is a Gryffindor, then he has five children, who are all in Gryffindor, the line continues, until it thins down to just Don Potter (Gryffindor) who has Karl Potter who has Paul Potter who has my father, Daniel Potter who has me then me who is married to Lily who has Ml and Harry, wow, maybe Ml isn't the only and first Slytherin in the family, I remember the hat wanted to put ME in Slytherin, maybe, it tried to put all my family in Slytherin but some fought back! I take it down then say to Wodu "Wodu please go to lily and give her this, I don't want this damaged,"

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1092 words without the A/N! Woah! So yah, what do you think of the family tree? The next few chapters will be James Sirius and Remus travelling! Do you like the monsters I created?

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