According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way an Ogre
should be able to kick.
Its legs are too big to get
its Giant body off the ground.
The Ogre kicks the outhouse door anyway.
Because Ogres don't care
what humans think is impossible
Our story begins, with a big green Ogre. While the Ogre was big
and mean, he also had a big heart.
Shrek had a nice life, a wife, a few kids, and a best friend, Donkey. Although he had this wonderful life, he felt like something was missing. Something, causing him to have a deep hole in his heart. Shrek continued on with his day, by doing all his normal tendencies. Like bathing in mud, brushing his teeth, and of course, going to an outhouse. He went back into his wonderful house. He went and sat on his favorite chair. All of the sudden, he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and didn't see a thing. He continued to stare. He still couldn't see a thing until he heard a noise.
"Hello... My name is Barry, Barry the Bee.
Although Shrek may not have known it, but this was the moment that changed his life forever.
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Shrek the Ogre of the North
RomanceThis is the wonderful story of an ogre, going on an adventure. This is also a romantic story about trying to find true love. This series is also gonna be 100 chapters long,(If I want to spend my entire life on this story) and there is also A LOT OF...
