Snily and Jily

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In case you were wondering, Snily is Snape and Lily, and Jily is James and Lily.  

"So.. You and Emma have said 'I love you' to each other?"  James asked Draco, who was still staring in the direction that Hermione had headed in. 

"Yeah... Actually, the first time was literally 3 minutes ago."

"Oh.. Sorry for disturbing you then."

"It was probably for the best.  What would've happened would've robbed those first years of their innocence."

James made a face at what Draco was implying.  "Ugh.. I did NOT need to know that."

"Well, some people have to practice their multiplication."

"Hahaha, Very funny I think not."

"Please, I think you and Evans have done that, Mr. All-Hail-Purity."

James turned red. "We haven't."

"What?!" 

"Well, she wants to wait until we are married."

"Oh, that's a shame.  Why?"

"Something about not being pregnant."

"Ahh... You know, there is a really strong spell put on Hogwarts, after that happened to a student."

"Really?"

"Yup.  There isn't a chance the that'll happen."  

"Wow.. I 'm gonna try with Lily."

"Okay.  I'm going to scare some first years."

"What? Who does that?"

"Slytherins."

"Okay then."

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"So, you're friends with Lily?"

"Kind of.  Why d'ya wanna know, Snape?" Ron replied

"Just a question.  Sorry."

"No need to apologise."

"Sorry, it's just whenever I displease Lucius I must say sorry."

"He's a real prick."

"Yeah, but not as much as Potter."

"What d'ya mean?"  Ron asked, even though he knew the answer.  

"Well, he always bullied me, and then he made me call Lily a mudblood out of my anger, and then she stopped being my friend.  And then he asked her out and she said yes, even though he was and arrogant toerag.  And I hate him.  Why?  Because Lily should've been mine, and I will never ever get the chance to be with her.  It's all Potter's fault.  He is such a douchebag.  (A/N Anyone get the reference?)"

"Well, I don't really know him, so I can't comment."

"Anyway, can you get Lily to like me again?"

Ron was practically screaming inside of his head.  The thought of a Snape child was horrible.  Oh my God.. The Snape child would be Harry - Harry would be a Snape child - NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He thought.  He then said, "No."

"What?  Why?"

"I won't be able to change her mind.  Calling someone a mudblood is the worst thing you could do, if you were a Gryffindor, you'd be shunned.  So, no, I will never be able to help.  You screwed up.  You can still be her friend.  Stay away from the Dark Side."

"I will.  I'll never be a Death Eater, if it means that Lily will forgive me.  And maybe one day I can be with Lily, but as friends... Potter is destined to marry her..."

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