Turning Time

Failed Flirt Attempts and an I-Love-You

Come on, Sirius, You know that Emma has a boyfriend. 

Yeah, but he's probably on that Space school

It could be Tom

No.

I think it might, I mean why would she come with another boy and have a REALLY long- distance relationship?

True.

You couldn't take Tom in a fight. 

Yes I could

Give up.  

What if I get her to break up with her boyfriend?

Nooooo... You don't want to deal with a crying girl, mourning over the death of her oh-so-perfect relationship.  

Okay, Okay...  I'll flirt with her though.  I'll think about the rest later. 

Sirius grinned as he walks down to breakfast.  He had slept in the shrieking shack, for some reason.  

"Hey, Emma, Tom, Emma, Remus, Peter, Emma, James, Natalie, Lily and Emma."

He saw Tom's fists clench hard.  

"Hi Sirius." They all said.  

"Seen the newest Slytherins?" Natalie asked.  

"Yeah, why?"

"They're our friends." Emma said. 

"Oh, okay.  Hey, Emma, did you come from Tennessee?"

"No, I'm from England."

"Oh.  Okay.  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"No, but I scraped my knee crawling up from hell."  

Everyone laughed.  Sirius decide to try again.  

"Are you a dementor?"

"Excuse me?"

"You don't need to say Wingardium Leviosa to get me up."

Tom cleared his throat.

"I'm sorry." Sirius said, "I'm just talking to my girlfriend."

"YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!" Tom and Emma said in unison.  

"I'm not your girlfriend!  I told you, I have a boyfriend!"

"Yeah, me!" Sirius said. 

"Listen, I don't know what you're trying to do, but you have to stop hitting on her."  Tom said, grabbing Sirius by the collar and shoving him against the wall.  "I know a LOT of jinxes, and I am not afraid to use them on you."  

Meanwhile, at the Slytherin table.

"So, how much Dark magic do you know?"  Lucius Malfoy asked Pansy.

"A lot.  Rupert doesn't know much though."

"Ah.. I see." 

"So, err.. what do we have tomorrow morning?"  

"Potions with the gryffindors."   

"Good.  I like potions. I'll also get to talk to Tom and Emma-"

"No you won't."

"Excuse me?"

"We don't associate with Gryffindors."

"Soon my fist is going to associate with your face."

"Scarlett, calm down."  Ron said.  He was going to continue, but someone just poked him in the arm.