Lapis: Um, who are you?
Me: *shows gem that is in eye*
Lapis: What the f-
Me: I am Star Sapphire.
Lapis: You look human.
Me: I know.
Peridot: *gets in munching Doritos*
Peridot: You! *slaps me and runs*
Lapis: Get back here!
Me: I got it. *summons double sided scythe and throws it at Peridot*
Peridot: Let me go!
Me: Listen up, Peridot. You will do everything I say or I will poof you away.
Peridot: Fine!
