Me: Peridot! Come here!
Peridot: What?
Me: You got a dare! Joshua dares you to wear Lapis's dress!
Peridot: Nermernwre...
Peridot: Lapis!
Lapis: Yeah?
Peridot: Look! A ocean!
Lapis: Where?
Peridot: *Unties Lapis's dress and runs*
Lapis: Come back here you guacamole Dorito!
Peridot: *runs inside Amethyst's room*
Amethyst: What are you doing with Lapis's dress?
Peridot: It was Joshua's "dare."
Peridot: *takes off clothes and puts on dress.*
Peridot: To finish the look, *streches tall and shapeshifts hair.*
Lapis: Get here, runt!
Peridot: I am Lapis Lazuli! I have water powers! Nenenenen!
Lapis: Okay, that's it! *destroys Peridot.*