Me: Lapis! Um, a human named Jordy told me to give you this dare: Lapis, I dare you to kiss Jasper!
Lapis: Fine, but, Jordy, after you are dead.
Lapis: *pulls water chain from sea.* Come up, slave.
Jasper: What do you want?
Lapis: *kisses Jasper on the lips.*
Me: Uh, Lap, you could've pecked him on the cheek.
Lapis: *too busy making out with Jasper.*
Peridot: I am going to post this on the "internet." Steven says that you recieve wonderful things.
Lapis: *takes off Jasper's chains.*
Lapis: I will let you free, but only if you be good.
Jasper: Okay.
