Yankee-chan and Cop-kun Sosuke x Reader✓

{13.}

"Hey, have you guys ever hear of the slit-mouth-woman?"

"Slit-mouth-woman? 'The hell is that?" One of the guys asked?

"Oh, I've heard of her. Dude, had you not heard of her before?"

"Shut up, just tell me who she is already."

Your ears perked up, and your eyes locked onto the few boys who were sitting around the game room of the inn. "You guys talkin' about the slit-mouth-woman?" You walked over to them with a wide smirk on your face.

"(f-f/n)!" The boys began to sweat at the sudden sight of you. "Y-you're interested in urban legends?"

"Of course!" You grinned. "It's fun hearing about stuff scary enough to shit and piss your pants at the same time." You plopped yourself down.

'She can be cute? Who knew.' Sosuke did of course, but that was all that was wondering about in the boys' minds.

"What's keeping you from telling the story? I wanna hear it too."Though, little had you known, your kimono had parted some at the chest causing eyes to peel open at the sight of your partially exposed chest.

"Uh...r-right...well," the boy tried to continue on, "she's this woman who had slit the sides of her mouth, I'm talkin' ear-to-ear man, but you never know until she removes her mask. You better not be alone, 'cuz thats when she'll get you. If you're alone, she'll approach you and ask: "Am I beautiful?" Say no, and she'll kill you with her pair of scissors. Say yes, and she'll take off her mask and show you the rest of her face. She'll then ask you: "How about now?" Say no, and she'll cut you in half with those scissors. Say yes, and she'll slit your mouth. Just. Like. Hers."

"What if we run away without answering."

"She'll hunt you down...and kill you." You answered the other boys question.

"Damn...that's creepy. Now you've got me freaked out to go out by myself, damn it Hiroshi."

"Hey, you wanted to hear it, man."

"Hey, I've got an idea..." You smirked mischievously. "I'm thinkin' of doing a prank on Sosuke." 'I know that guy has to be scared of something like this.'

"Either way, I'm doing it, with or without you."

"A prank? And you want us to be in on it? With you?"

"I thought it'd be fun," you shrugged as you stood to your feet, "but if you ain't up to it, then I'll just get the girls to help me with it."

"Wait...we'll help. Uh, it does sound kinda fun. But we're going to have to do it after the old hag goes to sleep."

"Heh, I'm going to need you boys to run to the store and pick up some face paint, a black wig, and a huge pair of fake scissors."

"Yes ma'am!" The trio grinned and took off for the door.

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"We're back!" The boys returned to the inn with bags filled with stuff that you asked for.

"Great. I'll pay you guys back when we get back to school. I didn't bring any cash with me on this trip. Anyways, I've told Shino and Nori about it, and they're gonna help me out with this stuff. All you've gotta do is sit back and watch."

Gathering the stuff from them, you turned and went into Nori and Shino's room where they awaited you.

"I got the goods." You smirked.

"Hehe, this is gonna be fun." All three of you smirked deviously.

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'The heck, where is (f/n)? It's late.' Sosuke sat in the room by himself. He had placed down the book he had just finished reading near his futon, just when he began to wonder where it is that you were. "Maybe I should go off and search for her."

With that mindset, Sosuke picked himself up and went for the door. Just as he reached out to slide back the door, the door slid back and relieved an unexpected figure. Right away their was this heavy aura of creepiness, especially from the way she hung her head low. "What the--"

"Hey...." She finally picked up her head stared him dead in his eyes, "Am I pretty?"

"!" Sosuke cocked a brow, in question until a light bulb went off. It took all he had not to laugh right in your face. "...Yes, you are."

"Is that so..." Finally ridding yourself of the mask, you showed it to him, your face, which was magnificently done by Nori. "...How about now?"

Sosuke lifted his hand and smoothed it along your cheek. "Gorgeous."

"Wha--!" Your whole face was flushed. "You bastard....when did you notice?"

"You gave yourself away with the way you started. I didn't know the slit-mouth-woman was a yankee like yourself? She's not your ancestor is she?"

"Shut up!" You ripped the wig off of your head and threw it on the ground. "What a waste. It's over!" You yelled into the hallway for others to hear."

"It was a nice try, but I don't get scared easily."

"Yeah, you've made that clear just now..." You rolled your eyes and shut the door behind you as you walked into the room.

"I mean what I said just now though, you're gorgeous."

"..."

"Oh, nothing to say? Is it probably because your face is terribly red?" Sosuke walked right up to you and hugged you from behind. "You're really adorable" He kissed your cheek.

"Shut up, you weirdo." You looked away.