The Stay Away Double Funeral

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"Everybody arrives at the funeral. They get greeted they cry they laugh. Everyone drives out to the graveyard. Susan and Willie are buried with no tombstones." Stan says "That is how it will go I know, so I don't need to go." Stan decides to stay home. Stan is watched by Karen, and all Stan did was sleep. Madison and everyone else comes back from the funeral and tell Stan, "I am glad you didn't come it was so sad." Stan says "That is why I didn't go." They all go to bed for the night. 

The next day they went back to the mall. It was there first time to the mall in a while. They noticed that lots of stores are being sold due to higher rent in the mall. Everybody looks around. They leave spending $89.71 all together. They all stop the new white van at a gas station for some more gas. Ben goes in and buys a lottery ticket. They go outside and scratch it. They get five, fives in a row. That means that they won the jackpot. Everybody then went home. 

The next morning Ben went to Anderson. Ben got the lottery ticket cashed in. Ben ended up getting $100 billion. Ben was so happy. Ben then went back to their house (Stan's old home). Ben finished his day without spending any of the money, and then Ben went to bed and so did everyone else.

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