According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a Ogre
should be able to kick.
Its legs are too big to get
its Giant body off the ground.
The Ogre kicks the outhouse door anyway.
Because Ogres don't care
what humans think is impossible
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Shrek the Ogre of the North
RomanceThis is the wonderful story of an ogre, going on an adventure. This is also a romantic story about trying to find true love. This series is also gonna be 100 chapters long,(If I want to spend my entire life on this story) and there is also A LOT OF...
