Fartface- Y/n I just heard about the break up do you wanna talk, or rant, or vent?
You- would you let me rant or do you think I talk to much and am to annoying!
Fartface- no no no you don't talk to much and you are the complete opposite of annoying!
You- really because John thinks otherwise 😞
Fartface- WELL FUCK JOHN, FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE BUTT HOLE!!
Fartface- wait don't fuck John that came out way wrong, fuck me instead, wait what...
You-😂 stop I can't breathe rofl
You-wait what😳
Fartface- what I didn't say anything
You-yes you did you said fuck me!
Fartface- pft pft pft no...fine I did
You-I love you Ashton
Fartface- I love you too y/n get some sleep. We'll talk tomorrow ok?
You- ok but I would fuck you btw😉
Fartface- well shit i might just take you up on that offer!
You- go to sleep fart face😂
Fartface- wait were you joking?
Fartface- y/n
Fartface- fine goodnight
