The Marriage Book

RULES

The Marriage House presents The Marriage Book - the best of the best books ever written in the universe.

The Marriage House grants the people their freedom to marry whoever they want EXCEPT their own selves.

The Marriage House presents the Liv Association Organisation.

Praise Liv for this great, fabulous idea which guarantees a person's freedom.

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R U L E S & S T E P S

1 - You cannot marry a celebrity or anyone who is categorised as "famous" because that is just a daydream.

2 - Gay marriage is legal in The Marriage House.

3 - Haters and interveners will be blocked and if someone disrupts The Marriage House and the happily newly-married couples, Liv will ensure that their love life sucks, [not the couple, the intervener].

4 - You can either adopt a child or go on @analsquad and make all your dirty desires come true. After all, Wattpad is many people's safe haven.

5 - One person is allowed to be married to many other people but please, don't cheat as it puts you in a harsh and difficult position and people may not appreciate what you do for your family.

6 - No fighting or stealing the other person's partner is allowed unless permission is given.

7 - Flirting with another person's partner will be allowed if (s)he allows it.

8 - Divorces will be signed by me as I'm the Judge here and if you're facing any problems in your marriage, tell me and not some other smartass who'll probably want your partner. Remember - marriages can be saved and you wouldn't want to lose the love of your life.

9 - Dirty talk is allowed.

10 - No disrespect or the consequences won't be good, period.

11 - Have a great life and try not to get a divorce over stupid and useless arguments.

12 - No forced relationships unless I feel like you are a perfect couple and deserve to be together. It is my decision to make and no one can change it or I'll throw you into prison.

13 - Marriage advice shall be given by me.

14 - When you're married, go adopt a baby/child/grandparents from @TheAdoptionHouse .

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For more inquiries, contact me at [ ] or post a message on the message board or here on the book.

A marriage list will be announced in a day or so. Please put down your and your partner-to-be names on the message board.

Thank you very much for supporting The Marriage House and may you be granted the freedom of choice and love you wish you had before.

[Oh and I need a book cover]

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