Do you have a plum?
No...
How about a date then?
Crappy Pickup Lines
Table of contents-
Introduction
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Death Eater
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S'mores
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Disney World
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Sale
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Life Alert
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Flourine, Iodine, Neon
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Lazers
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Plums
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Star Wars Poem
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Death Note
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Teddy Bear
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Dinosaurs
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Proffesor Flitwick- Harry Potter
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Weeping Angel- Doctor Who
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Paralyze Heal-Pokemon
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Fire Hazard
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Heavy Hand
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Global Warming
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Ikea
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I don't have a title for this so...
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Jersey
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Diarrhea (Yea... I know...)
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Laptop
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Sugar
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Book of numbers
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Asthma Attack
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Parking Ticket
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Princesses
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Charmander
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Weather
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Galaxy
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Butt Dialing
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Nice Shirt
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Whistle
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Coffee
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Familiar
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Itchy Rash
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Bad Boy
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Cigarette
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Living
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Hunny Senpai
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Fall
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Poem
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Number
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Weather Man
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Lost
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Smile
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Pokemon
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Sight
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Wi-Fi
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Eyes
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China
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Hersheys
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Camera
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Sleep
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Wingardium LeviosA
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Math
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Organ Donor
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F5
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Mine
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Angel
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Blue
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Shoe
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Check
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Sharpie
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Beautiful
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Baker
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Conversation
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Game
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Tonight
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Opposites
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Super Hero
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Photographer
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Nemo
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Insurance
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Banana
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Why
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Space
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Pikachu
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Art
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Breath
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Beverage
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65%
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Jaw
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Collector
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Dictionary
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Gravity
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Fall Out Boy
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Dollar
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Curves
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Change
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Honey
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Super Bowl
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Penguin
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Snowflake
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Halloween
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Yoda
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Language
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Fire
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Cavity
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Astronomy
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Teeth
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Bad Boys II
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Museum
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Cat
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TOP
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Microsoft
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10/10
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Alien
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Indulgence
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Me
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Off
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Kiss
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Mailman
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Gravitation
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Cheetos
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Great
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Distracting
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Perfect
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Waldo
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