The Chatroom Of Randomness

I need food

4:51
<NarwhalsAndSweets is online>
NarwhalsAndSweets:SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
4:59
<ImAGuy is online>
ImAGuy:Uhhh what happened
NarwhalsAndSweets:IM OUT OF MONEY AND FOOD I CAN ACTUALLY COOK AND IM STARVING SAVE MY LIFE!!!!!!
ImAGuy:Um (I'm not sure how that even happens)...
NarwhalsAndSweets:IT HAPPENS JUST HELP ME PLEASE
ImAGuy:OK OK I'll help! Where do you live
NarwhalsAndSweets:Are you a perv
ImAGuy:wait what no
NarwhalsAndSweets:Ugh fine I hacked into your account, you live like a neighborhood away
ImAGuy:WHAT!!! YOU STALKER!!!
NarwhalsAndSweets:I did it just 30 minutes ago when I got hungry. I did it just in case this happened
ImAGuy:HOW DID YOU EVEN DO IT
NarwhalsAndSweets:I have my sources (hehehee)
NarwhalsAndSweets:Anywayyy CAN YOU FEED ME ALREADY
ImAGuy:oh yeah uhh just give me your address and I'll send my messenger
NarwhalsAndSweets:you still sound like a perv
ImAGuy:STOP CALLING ME A FRICKIN PERV
NarwhalsAndSweets:also you have a messenger?
ImAGuy: well he's really my brother, he's the one that can actually cook
NarwhalsAndSweets:oh ok then...HURRY!!!
ImAGuy:OK see ya
<ImAGuy is offline>
NarwhalsAndSweets:I'm just gonna stay here since you forgot my address...I'm gonna die aren't I

To Be Continued
If NarwhalsAndSweets doesn't die at least