The Chatroom Of Randomness

The Daily Life of Charlie Warren

~RP~

Charlie and Mac's mom: Charlie! Mac! You gotta get up it's 6:30 and we're going at 7:00! *is in another room*

Charlie: *is on his phone reading on Wattpad (still don't tell Vinny)* *Doesn't want to get up but still does*

Mac: *Hugging his pillow and sleeping like a baby with a little drool on his mouth*

Charlie: Mac, get up

Mac: *mumbles* hehhehheh stop it...jeez *makes a seemingly perverted smile*

Charlie: *Rolls eyes* Ok then *Makes a single yet loud clap* Who wants a cookie?

Mac: *Instantly wakes up* I do! Oh wait, fucking damn it

Charlie: Time to get up, it's six thirty-two

Mac: What's for breakfast?

Charlie: Probably just a breakfast bar as usual

Mac: Oh okay *gets up and walks to the bathroom*

Charlie: Well, let's hope I survive junior year *goes to closet and starts changing*

Mac: *comes back and starts changing* So how's Elliot doing? 

Charlie: He had to be at his aunt's for the whole Summer again since he didn't have school to keep him distracted from "responsibility" 

Mac: Well that sucks

Charlie: Yeah but he's back now and he's gonna be surrounded by girls for another year

Mac: Honestly his school life is unbelievable 

Charlie: Yeah and all he had to do was cover the top of his face with his bangs

~Later On~

Charlie and Mac's mom: *finishes her drive to the school* Hope your first day's good, guys, see ya! *Drives off*

Charlie and Mac:*Just waves*

Charlie: Okay, now where's Elliot? *Looks around* *Finds a text from Elliot on his notifications*

Text message: Help me.

Charlie : *Looks a bit more and finds Elliot*

Elliot: *Surrounded by fangirls*

Charlie: Oh great *gets past all the fangirls somehow and drags Elliot out of the crowd*

Elliot: *Sees that the crowd does not notice his disappearance* *sighs* Let's see if we can survive another school year. I really need to be ready for that 

~At Lunch Time~

Charlie and Elliot: *Sits at a small table while girls keep asking them to sit there at the beginning*

Charlie: So did anything happen so far?

Elliot: Well, not really, just the usual fans, as you already know

Charlie: Seriously, how do you get so many girls to like you?

Elliot: The world may never know, maybe for plot if our lives is just a story on the internet

Charlie: ...Nah

???: *suddenly speaks* Hm, seems possible

Charlie: *startled* Uhhhh where did you come from?

Elliot: Wait... Aren't you from my science class?

???: First off, I've been here since after the girls left, I'm just not noticeable because probably plot reasons like he said. Secondly, oh yeah you

Charlie: Uh, haven't seen you here before, what's your name?

???: My name's Allie, I'm new here

Elliot: So why'd you sit here?

Allie: I had nothing else to do and you guys seemed interesting from the crowd. Anyway, you *points at Elliot with a french fry* seem pretty simple by your appearance and actions, so you, *points at Charlie* what did you do this summer?

Charlie: Have an annoying weeaboo bitch spam me for about once a week

Allie: Hmp, interesting. Anything else?

Charlie:... Fucking Boku no Pico.... *shivers*

Allie:.... So how's the weeaboo bitch? *says casually while dipping fries*

Charlie: Well first of all, you forgot the annoying part and that's really all she is

Allie: Is that really all you have?

Charlie: Hmmm I met a fairly creepy stalker, a guy who did nothing wrong, a guy who is consumed by the memes, a guy who was probably an angel, a hacking midget, and had to deal with a guy I already knew who's internet history is scarring and has a weird obsession with cookies

Allie: Cool

~Later On~

Bell: *rings*

Elliot: So I guess your a part of the group now

Allie: Yay, so do we give our numbers or something?

Elliot: *sees fangirls running towards him* Uhhhhh Charlie will deal with that for you. See ya *runs away*

Charlie: *calls out to Elliot* You're welcome! *turns to Allie* Anyway *writes down number on a sticky note and gives it to Allie* here, text me later and I'll text you the idiot's number

Allie: Okay, see ya *waves while walking off*

Charlie: *sighs* Well that happened.... Wait a minute. Shit, I'm gonna be late *starts sprinting*

~After school finishes~

Charlie and Mac's mum: So how was the first day?

Mac: It was the exact same as middle school only with more homework

Charlie: It was fine

Charlie's phone: *Notification sound*

Charlie: *grabs phone and looks at the notification*

Phone: 

From 703-727-6574: Sup it's me Allie

Charlie: *Adds Allie to contacts and replies: 571-374-1352, that's Elliot's phone

Phone:

From Allie: Thanks

Charlie: *puts phone away*

And afterwards Charlie does his homework and you know the rest

The End finally to this boring story in which only had like two actual funny jokes

Also don't call the numbers, I made them up

Hello fans who bothered to actually keep reading this book.... Uh....Life! *insert rainbows*