Ch.5 Norway

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"What's taking them so long?" Bruce asked, glancing over to Tony.

"No idea." Tony replied and then glanced up, "Jarvis, is something wrong with the elevator?"

"No, sir." Jarvis replied

"Then where are Pepper and Thor?" Tony said in a confused tone as Bruce looked at Tony with and equally confused expression

"They are taking the staircase, sir." Jarvis's replied

"The staircase..." Tony questioned, glancing at Bruce to confirm that he had heard correctly.

It didn't take a few minutes before the door on the sixteenth floor leading to the staircase opened. Thor, God of Thunder, was the first to reveal himself and upon his shoulders in a fireman's carry was Pepper, grinning like a fool.

"Hey, Tony!" Pepper laughed and then squealed slightly as Thor placed her back down on the ground. She was holding her shoes in her hand, smiling up at Thor like he was a shiny new bike on Christmas morning.

"Miss Potts became weak on the fifth floor, and time could not be wasted. I assisted her the rest of the way." Thor explained.

"He's really strong." Pepper added with a smile, turning to look up at Thor who simply grinned in return and then looked to Tony and Bruce.

"Wonderful." Tony said simply walking towards him, crossing his arms. "What can I do you for, Thor?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

"I need a change of clothes, and coordinates to find Jane Foster." Thor replied simply.

"Pepper-" tony began to say but was cut off by Pepper saying

"Already on the clothes," Pepper called as she disappeared down a hallway.

"Coordinates to find Jane Foster? You going to see her?" Tony asked with a smirk

"Yes." Thor replied simply.

"Sir, if I might interrupt." Jarvis spoke up.

"What is it?" Tony asked with a sigh.

"You have a phone call from S.H.I.E.L.D." Jarvis replied, Tony groaned.

"Put 'em on speaker." Tony instructed, rolling his eyes.

"Hello, Tony Stark? This is Agent Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D." The woman's voice rang through the intercom.

"Hello, Agent Hill." Tony replied, waltzing over to the sixteenth floor's minibar. "What can I do you for?" He asked.

"We're calling to inform you that we were notified that Thor has landed in the vicinity of Stark Tower." Agent Hill explained.

"Yes, I know, say hi, Goldilocks." Tony smirked over to Thor, who seemed confused; he had been looking about the room for the source of the woman's voice the entire conversation. Tony open and closed his mouth like a fish and then motioned to him.

"Greetings, Agent Hill." Thor spoke, eyes still searching the room for the woman.

"Oh, you have him..." She trailed off, "Well good, Thor, we were wondering if we could question you on why exactly you've returned. If Loki escaped..."

"Loki has not escaped, as is well in Asgard." Thor replied simply.

"He's here for a booty-call." Tony said simply, taking a sip of his scotch.

"A what?" Thor asked looking offended over to the human who was smirking.

"He's come back to find Jane Foster, Agent Hill." Bruce spoke up.

"Jane Foster is still under S.H.I.E.L.D security." Agent Hill said simply. Pepper's soft, barefoot footsteps returned as she made her way back into the main room of the floor, glancing at each other boys.

"Who are we talking to?" Pepper asked

"Agent Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D, Miss Potts, the boys were just debriefing me on their plans." Agent Hill explained.

"Oh, well in that case inform S.H.I.E.L.D that the Stark jet will be leaving in an hour headed towards Norway." Pepper explained.

"I will; thank you for your cooperation, Miss. Potts." Agent Hill replied, "Safe travels, boys." Agent Hill replied with a little bit of happiness in her voice since she didn't have to talk to Tony for hours trying to get one answer out of him

"What is a Stark Jet?" Thor asked.

"Why are we taking the jet? He's got the twirlie thing. "Tony reasoned pointing to the hammer in Thor's hand.

"Mjolnir." Thor corrected.

"Right, meow-mow, or whatever he can use it as a helicopter." Tony explained, twirling his finger.

"He cannot fly to Norway." Pepper said simply.

"Sure he can!" Tony said with a smirk

"Yes, I can." Thor said as he looked at Pepper with a confident smile

"You cannot." Pepper snapped looking over to him, "You'll get...wet, and wind damaged, and sunburned and who knows what else you'll end up looking like a mess!" She explained and then turned to look at Tony. "And another thing, we have yet to stock a sufficient amount of men's wear in this tower; currently the only things we have were ordered for you."

"What's wrong with that?" Tony asked with a shrug.

"You are five-nine and Thor is six-foot four. Are you suggesting we send him to Norway in capris?" Pepper replied, giving Tony a whole-heartedly unamused look.

"And what would you like me to do about it?" Tony asked raising an eyebrow.

"Get your little mechanical butt out to the Big and Tall store and buy him a reasonable pair of pants!" Pepper snapped.

"I am not wasting my time...Jarvis! Jarvis, get clothes delivered to fit Thor!" Tony called.

"Right away, Sir."

"See, it was that easy, no need to throw a fit over it." Tony shrugged, taking another drink as he started to walk to the elevator doors.

"Where are you going?" Pepper asked turning to watch him.

"I'm going to go get my things together for Norway. Come on, Bruce." Tony smiled, turning to motion for Bruce to walk with him.

"What? No! No you are not leaving me here to go on a boys' night, Bruce is staying with me." Pepper demanded.

"Are you serious?" Tony asked turning to look at her, "You would deprive Bruce of team bonding time? You would isolate him to this dark, sterile tower like a damsel in distress?"

"Tony, it's alright, I probably shouldn't be on a plane anyways." Bruce interjected.

"No! But I don't want to be left alone! What about me? I'm always stuck in this stupid tower." Pepper shot back.

"Stupid tower?" Tony gapped looking over to her.

"If Bruce goes, I'm going." Pepper said simply, crossing her arms over her chest. What proceeded was a good minute and a half, slightly exaggerated stare down between Tony and Pepper as Bruce sighed, rubbing his arm nervous, and Thor stared out the window.

"Fine." Tony said simply.

"I kinda don't wanna go, guys." Bruce said to the both of them. "I mean...you guys, and Thor and Jane. I'm fine staying here with Jarvis."

"Nonsense." Pepper said simply, giving Tony another look with a smirk, "You'll be my date, come on, Bruce." She said walking over to him and linking her arm with his, walking towards the elevator. Bruce leaned his head back looking back at Tony to give him a confused look and then continued with her.

Tony rolled his eyes and then looked over to Thor, "Hey, you alright there?" He asked, catching the God's attention.

"I am well, yes," He said with a nod, a smile on his lips, "For I am to see Jane." As he started day dream of the kiss they shared in New Mexico

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