30 Reasons I Hate Being Famous (Larry Stylinson) (BoyxBoy)

Reason #6

Reason #6 I Hate Being Famous: The Tabloids

Louis' P.O.V

"Hello and welcome to the Today Show! I'm your host Carrie Lovewick and I'm here with everyone's favorite boys, One Direction!" Carrie says animatedly, gesturing to us. We all sat on the huge couch built for at least 10 people.

"How are you boys doing?" She asks us.

"Good. How about you?" Harry says, speaking for all of us.

"Excellent! Now, we're going to get to everyone's favorite part of the interview: gossip!" The audience laughs.

"I love me some gossip!" I say and laugh.

"Awesome. So boys, everyone's relationship status?"

"Taken." Zayn says.

"Taken." Liam also says.

"Taken." I chime in, though less enthusiastically.

"Single." Harry and Niall chorus.

"So who are you boys with?"

"Danielle Peazer." (A/N: I know he's not with Dani but let's pretend)

"Perrie Edwards."

"Eleanor Calder."

"Any girls you boys fancy?" Carrie asks Harry and Niall. Harry looks at me before answering:

"Nope not really."

"Nope. Haven't found my princess yet." Niall says. The crowd "awws" and Niall blushes.

"Now another constant question that all fans are asking, opinions on Larry Stylinson? Louis, Harry, what are your thoughts on your guys' apparent romantic involvement?" Carrie asks and me and Harry share the same look we do every time we're asked about us.

"We're just best friends. We're fine with fans thinking its real but we're really just friends." Harry tells her.

"Then how do you explain this?" Carrie motions to the big screen behind us. It's the picture that the fan showed me the other day.

"It's just a picture of Harry and I. Nothing to explain." I say and shrug, the lie burning me inside a little.

"But you guys are holding hands!" Carrie exclaims.

"Our hands were brushing at the moment the picture was taken." Harry comes up with. Good one Haz, I think.

"Really? So your hands aren't intertwined?" Carrie asks skeptically.

"Nope." I say plainly. Carrie gives me a look that tells me she doesn't believe me but I don't wither under her gaze.

"Alrighty then..." She trails off.

The rest of the interview is filled with random questions, and some from the audience. They also had some twitter questions from fans that couldn't be there.

"Well thanks for coming boys! Have a good rest of the tour." Carrie smiles widely and we make our way to the dressing rooms to get out of our interview clothes.

"I hate when they bring up 'Larry Stylinson'. It makes me sad and angry that we can't even confess." Harry mumbles on our way to our dressing room.

"I know Haz." I say and we go into the dressing room. We change our clothes before heading out to the bus. When we're in the parking lot outside the tv station Harry's phone rings. He puts it on speaker phone like we always do when someone calls us and we're together.

"Hello?"

"Harry. It's Mark from Modest!"

"Okay hi. What's up?"

"We were watching your interview, as usual, and saw that picture."

"And?"

"We told you to be more careful! And we also said that you can't sit beside each other in interviews anymore!" Mark's voice bellows through the speaker phone.

"But-"

"No buts Harry. I'm sorry but we're gonna need to cover this up." Harry's face goes white.

"Cover it up? Like how?" He asks, his voice quiet.

"You need to find a girlfriend." Harry's face goes white and he steps away from me.

"No."

"No?"

"I don't want a girlfriend!" Harry almost shouts but remembers where he is.

"I'm sorry Harry but you need too."

"But Louis hates having a fake girlfriend. I don't want to be upset like him."

"About that..."

"Yes?" I step in.

"Louis! You're there. Well of course you are. Anyways, people don't believe you and Eleanor are happy together. Make it more believable. We want the press and Ms. Calder to think you love her."

"But I don't love her! I can barely stand her!"

"Oh well. Should've asked a different girl out then." Mark says and I groan.

"Fine." I grumble.

"And Harry?" Mark says, the conversation coming to a close.

"What."

"Find someone before Saturdays party or we'll find someone."

"But that's only 5 days away! It's only Monday!" He exclaims.

"Yep. I'll be checking up on your progress every day. Talk to you soon." At that Mark hangs up, and then Harry throws his phone to the ground. It smashes into a couple pieces and I groan.

"Come on Harry. Time to get you a new phone." I say and go get a car from Paul.

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I don't dislike or hate Eleanor in anyway. I like her. It's just a plot for the story that Louis hates her and that's she annoying and bitchy