I want to introduce you
To a land called Yestermorrow.
Here things are always messed up
To everyone's great sorrow.
What was needed yesterday
Will turn up tomorrow.
A Pitcher's curve ball
Fly as straight as an arrow.
Tomorrow's fresh cakes
Were all baked yesterday
A two day old newspaper
Arrived just today!
When setting a schedule,
Now here that's no fun,
Because most meeting's end
A day before they've begun.
People walk their cats
While their dogs play with yarn.
Horses sleep in the house
And goldfish out in the barn!
Bicycles peddle backwards,
That's a pain in the neck!
And pain everywhere else
Because they often wreck!
When driving the roads
Here's something you should know;
Green lights mean stop,
The red light means go!
So I strongly advise
That this place you don't visit.
Extra confusion's not good
For anyone is it?
