The great book of things explained by gabe

Gabe explains sleep

Sleeping doesnt have much of an explaination other than we need it from going crazy. We all like sleep but the sucky part of it is the beginning and end of sleep (and i dont just mean s snd p). I say this because trying to fall asleep us hard because you're tired but your brain says "f*ck sleep i need to know what 5 plus 5 is". And waking up sucks because we manage to stop the brain from trying to keep us away from figuring out a first graders homework, and actually f*cking manage to get sleep. So to sum it up, your brain doesnt work on a test but works when you want sleep, and you dont wanna get up because sleep is beautiful. Almost as beautiful as me.
-gabe