The great book of things explained by gabe

Gabe explains "whos your daddy"

You had a baby and mom leaves you alone but for some reason youre a dumb fuck so youre baby ends up killing itself. Round two for some reason mom decides lets have another and leaves you alone with the damn baby again which ends up drinking bleach cause like i said youre a DUMB FUCK. my question is when are you going to use protection?
-gabe