Its Fuckin Race Time (Part 1)

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So there i was getting ready to race and shit but then i realise ohhhhhh FUCK! I forgot to bring my FUCKIN GLOVES SO I SPRINT BACK TO THE TO MY LITTLE FUCKIN RACE SHACK, ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO SOME RANDOM BLAZING HOT FUCKIN CHICK HER BOOBIES GIGGLE A BIT THEN THE GLOVES APPEAR IN SIGHT 'dramatic fuckin music starts playing'
I get the gloves get back meh broom broom fucker on wheels (all so known as a Go Kart)

Then i go out and win the race😎.  Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I ACTUALLY NEARLY CAME FUCKIN LAST😑😑😑😑   

TO BE MOTHER FUCKIN CONTINUED

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