A day after writing a story i caught Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: "one for me, one for u, one for me, one for you "....He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest..."Father, please come with me . Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse @ the cemetery"...Dey both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued : "one for me, one for you , one for me, one '...Suddenly, d voice stopped counting and said:"what about d two @ gate?"...Come see marathon race!..the priest almost ran pass d church gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet oohh!!!". ....now your laughing ....
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