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Aries: A bad word, that I can't say. That starts with f.
Taurus: I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels! Potatoes. Bread.
Gemini: My cat is peeing on my bed because she hates me.
Cancer: if anyone even whispers the word"diet", I'm like...go f*ck yourself.
Leo: *Holds up trophy* I can't eat this.
Virgo: I'm sorry that I hit your family, I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.
Libra: I've never met Prince Harry, but we're dating.
Scorpio: Why can't I say anything normal? Same
Sagittarius: Don't worry about the b*tches.
Capricorn: I have the survival skills of a poodle.
Aquarius: "I like exercising." I want to punch people who say that.
Pisces: I have sleepovers with my parents, cause I'm cool.
Still love her
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Zodiac Signs
SonstigesA collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear Highest Ranking: #40 in Random 9/12/16