Zodiac Signs

The Zodiac Signs In A Hospital

(Found on Internet) 

Aries: "I crashed my motorbike"

Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road"

Gemini: "I'm here with my friend" :D

Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend, and I spilled it all over me, now i've got third degree burns"

Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall" Are you sure you didn't try to punch them with a truck? 

Virgo: "Um, I work here?"

Libra: "I had a panic attack"

Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs"

Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe"

Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out"

Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia" I think you were admitted for being crazy no offense 

Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion"