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Aries: Getting married
Taurus: Buying a pet
Gemini: Agent/FBI
Cancer: Going to a bunch of concerts
Leo: broke and homeless Uhm nooo I have goals
Virgo: Pole dancing The thought of my friend doing that..
Libra: Prison Probs
Scorpio: Drug addict
Sagittarius: Billionaire Does that mean I'll inherit that money?!
Capricorn: Owning a library Can I visit?
Aquarius: Being Famous Then I'm famous for being related to an Aquarius
Pisces: In a mental asylum
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear Highest Ranking: #40 in Random 9/12/16
