(Dare) Balut

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Dare: Force Kuya Romano and Kuya Espanya to eat balut

By: hetalia_Cebu

Me: Romanooo

Romano: What?

Me: Can you call Papa Spain for me?

Romano: What? Are you out of your mouth you mango bastardo? As if I'm going to listen to you.

Me: Hey! I'm a girl! Just call him please!

Romano: Tsk. Bastardo.

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Spain: Mi Hija!

Me: Hello Papa Spain!

Spain: so what do you need?

Me: I want you and Romano to eat balut!

Spain and Romano:

Spain and Romano: Nope. *Turned their back*

Me: *grabbed then by the collar* *pissed* Where are you going, Papa Spain? Romano?

Spain: M-Mi Hija! I love you but don't do this to us!

Romano: O-Oi Filipinas, don't!

Me: *let go of them* why do you always didn't like to eat my balut?! *Cries* ;-;

Spain and Romano: *look at each other* *sighs* Alright... W-We're eating it!

Me: *suddenly stopped crying* Yay!!

Me: *gives the balut to them*

Spain and Romano: *opens it*

Romano: I c-can't afford to look at it..

Spain: *exhales* For Maria..

Me: Ahh! To add a flavor, here! *Gives them vinegar and salt*

Spain and Romano: *eat the yellow part first with salt*

Spain: whooaa that's actually tasted good!

Romano: i don't know but I like the texture.. It's not like I-I want to eat more of this or anything!

Them: *saw the not fully developed chick*

Spain: OMG THE POOR THING--

Romano: *faints*

Me: *caught Romano* Roma? Roma? *Slapping his cheeks* Goddamit you're lucky your getting away with this one.

Me: Now, Papa Spain~ It's your turn!

Spain: Jesus Christ--- *eats it*

Spain: *done eating it*

Spain:

Spain: It doesn't have a taste ;-; but the texture omg...

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