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Chapter 12

Jack POV

"GAH!" I cried. Miranda stared at the intruder. I turned and saw Anti standing in the doorway with his arms crossed.

"Who is this?" He questioned. I face palmed.

"If your my alter ego, you should at least know my sister!" I yelled at him. Miranda waved at Anti and smiled nervously.

Anti examined her and frowned.

"Iddunt like her."

I sighed and shook my head.

"You don't like anything."

"Hey!"

"It's true."

Miranda giggled and stood up, walking towards him.

"Nu..." Anti backed up, "please spare me sensei..."

"Do you know what a knife is?" She questioned, quietly. Anti turned into a shadow and disappeared.

I giggled, looking at Miranda. I didn't think anyone could scare Anti. Well, Dark can.

"Miranda, how did you even get Dark to let you in?" I questioned, curious. Miranda had a flash of evil in her eyes.

"I asked if my bro was here, and he said yeah, I asked if I could see him and he said no," She muttered, her voice getting dark, "and I bit him."

I laughed, maybe a bit too loud.

Mark yelled from upstairs, "BACOOOOON!!!!"

Miranda watched as I got up and tripped over myself trying to reach that heavenly bacon.

I finally got up the stairs and turned. Miranda wasn't following me.

"You don't want bacon?"

She shook her head no.

"You don't want to scare Dark?"

That made her run up the stairs faster than I did. I followed close behind, and watched as she jumped onto Dark.

Mark was giggling as his alter-ego was being beaten by a 16 year old. Wilfred was pointing and laughing, so as Anti, Glitch was sleeping on the couch, and Google was tearing up clothes in the background.

I however, walked in the kitchen and ate all the bacon. I came out and walked upstairs to the computer.

I logged into YouTube and looked at the comments on Mark and my channel, as for Pewds. Marzia had posted a video on how Pewds has been missing for a week. I went onto Twitter next.

Everyone was worried.

"Jack! You haven't posted a video for a whole month!!! Put a Pisces sign in your bio if your not okay and in danger!!!"

A month? Have I been here that long? I don't even have my phone, I can't put a Pisces sign in my bio...

"You always come to Vidcon, why weren't you here this time! I wanted to meet you!"

I wish I could go back to my normal life...

"Dude, please tell us your okay! At this rate..."

It had a dot dot dot on the end. He didn't want to write at this rate you'd be dead. At this rate, I might just be.

God, I wish I could go back to the first day here, and me and Mark could have went for ice cream, not almost die...

Mark still has the bullet wound.

"Quack." Someone said from behind me. It was Pewds.

"Poods go away." I mumbled, concentrating on one sad tweet. That tweet had said it saw shadows and green eyes in a few end videos before I left for LA.

"But bro, I want to play Pewdiebot."

I shook my head no. Pewds frowned and flopped on the bed behind me. I then realized Mark still had his setup...set up. 

"SCREEEEEE!!!!!! MAAAAARRRRKKKK!" I screeched. Mark ran up the stairs and into the room. 

"UAWHAT?!" He asked dramatically. I pointed at the setup, smiling. He grinned.

"We can record videos, so the fans will think we're alright!" I exclaimed. Mark looked at Pewds.

"Well, are we ready?"

(*˘︶˘*) Time skip ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Marks POV

"SO ANYWAYS, thanks for watching, and we will see you later, bub-bye!" I waved bye to the camera and stopped the recording.

Me, Jack, and Pewds had recorded a shock challenge video. During the recording, and the screaming, Dark had poked his head in once, just to make sure we weren't getting murdered. Once he saw we were shocking ourselves, Dark went away, grinning eviley, and very spoopy.

I edited the video and uploaded it. That took half the day.

Once it finally uploaded Pewds, Jack and I looked at the comments. They were happy comments.

Apparently they thought we were dead, but we're happy for an update.

We kept reading until we saw a hater comment saying, "Fuck. I thought you were dead. I wish that was reality."

All of us ignored it and found a place to sleep for the night. Once we did, we fell asleep. Jack was in the basement with Miranda, I was on the couch, and Pewds was in the chair.

Time skip brought to you by Edgar the Satan dog

I woke up with Jack in the kitchen, chatting happily with Miranda. Pewds was still asleep, and all the alter-egos were asleep too, well not Google, he was still ripping clothes. RIP my favorite flannel.

I yawned and layed on the couch for a minute, looking at the ceiling.

Oh look, a water stain in the shape of a unicorn. How nice.

I sat up and rubbed my eyes before putting on my glasses. Jack didn't hear me yet, so I draped the blanket around my shoulders and looked at the notifications on my phone. All Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube.

Pewds woke up after I turned off my phone. He rubbed his back and looked at me.

"Whut time is it?" He questioned. I looked at my phones time.

"Mmm...6:27 in the morning." I mumbled he sighed and stretched, before he winced.

"Ah shit."

"What?"

"My back...holy crap, it hurts."

I laughed quietly. I'm surprised that through all of this talking, Jack and Miranda didn't hear us.

"Ah...oh my god, don't sleep in chairs kids, it slaughters your back." Pewds mumbled.

Google stood up from ripping clothes.

"Wikipedia states other wise. Chairs are for comfort." He groans, and rips another flannel.

"Shut up."

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First chapter done, that took longer than I hoped it would. Yet I have another one to write. Thank you for 1.04K reads. It's not much, but it means a lot for me.

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