Second Chance

Chapter 9- This Place is Crazier than Frenchlandia! I think... {Part 2/2}

Hey, Mudbloods. So sorry for the very late update. Chapter 10 will be up on Wednesday, we will make sure of it! Now please enjoy this well awaited chapter.
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{continued from Chapter 9 Part 1}

He was wearing a black cloak that was far too big for him and was carrying a lightsaber in his hand. Then out of thin air, stands appeared around us full of people, the meteor was still there though and we were still on the same block as we were before.

On the side where the really tall, really muscular, and really hot guy was, the stands were full of other really tall, really muscular, and really hot guys that looked about my age too, and they were all cheering the really hot guy on. They were chanting, "DAN THE DAM! DAN THE DAM!"

On Zach's side, blondies were squealing and jumping around like fangirls, all with their bodies rubbing against each other... gross. They were holding up banners that read "ZACH IS BAE!" or "MARRY ME ZACHIE-POO."

The two groups collided, Swords VS Lightsabers and Jem pulls out his phone to record the action. The head chiefs battled it off in the center of everybody, dueling. But soon enough Zach's and Dan's team started withering apart; the kindergarteners sitting down on the curb for nap time and leaving to go use the potty and the midgets leaving to go cast in the film The Hobbit down the block. I knew I saw my house in that movie!

Soon enough it was just Dan and Zach left battling it off. Did I tell you yet that Dan is like, really hot.

Yet, all the men and annoying girls were still in the stands whooping and cheering for their sides while throwing derogatory comments at the opposing team.

Finally, Dan, the really hot dude, I don't think I told you he was hot yet, chopped off Zach's lightsaber arm, his arm skitting across the pavement leaving a trail of blood. A huge burst of excitement came from the stands on Dan's side while "oohhs" or while comments like "That's gonna hurt" or "Do you think we should lend him a hand?" came from Zach's side.

I think some took that literal because some human hands and other body parts came flying onto the "battleground" as horrific screams came from the stand like "Becky just fucking chopped off her hand!" or "ZACH TAKE MY HAND YOU NEED IT MORE THAN ME...TAKE IT!!" And I'm pretty sure someone yelled, "Chelsea I'm pretty sure that's not your hand. But throw it in anyway because my Zachie-Poo deserves it more than you!"

Zach buckles and falls to his knees, black liquid gushing front the stump on his arm, which used to be his hand. Dan moves in for the finish, but a crazed lunatic fan jumps from the stand and lands in front of Zach to protect him. But then I realize it's not only a crazed lunatic, but Alyssa!

"You hurt my Zachieeeee," she growls, pulling out a flamethrower, from who knows where she got that sucker from, and pulled hard on the trigger. Gaseous fumes erupted from the tip of the torch and fogged up my vision.

Nooooo, the really hot dude is dead! I don't know what I will do with my life anymore! COME BACK, DAN, COME BACK!

The flames and smoke die down and Dan is nowhere to be seen. Astonishingly as it sounds, Zach's arm had magically grown back and he was no longer wearing those robes, but instead a nice blue flannel and a pair of jeans.

Alyssa holds out her hand for Zach to grab, but he just walks past her towards the stands. "Zachie....? Come here...don't you want to cuddle?" Alyssa whines, begging him to come back. But Zach just turns around and faces Alyssa.

"Sorry, little girl, but I don't know who you are, I only have eyes for one babe," Zach says, turning back around and continues walking.

At this point the whole crowd is silent, staring on at Zach to see what in hell he is doing. Then, all of a sudden, a pink unicorn appears from behind a tall tree. OMG, is that my mom? I guess she dyed her "hair". Mothers and their emo phases.