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Hey guys Mr. Ridiculous here and I am willing to write reviews for your books. Before you move onto the form make sure you read the rules, stipulations, expectations, the red tape, etc.
Why am I doing this? Well what I'm trying to do is to teach you how to deal with criticisms of your books.
---------------THE DISCLAIMER----------------
1. Leave now if you do not have a sense of humor.
2. Turn around if you are looking for a sugar coated review.
3. If your book genre is Teen Fiction, Romance, FanFiction, Werewolf, Vampire, or Bad Boy/Girl then expect an extra dose of sarcasm.
4. If you have less than perfect grammar expect more sarcasm.
-------------------THE FORMAT-------------------
Ok so now that that is out of the way let me tell you how this works. I will read two chapters of your book. I will review them.
Here is what to expect. The first half of the review is me getting a stab at your book. THE RIDICULOUS.This is just for show and for other readers to get a laugh. It will NOT reflect my real feelings for your book.
The second half is a very detailed and concise review. THE WORKS. I will not sugarcoat or lie but it will be both honest and filled with good advice.
So one last warning. If I review your book and you complain, whine, or make excuses for your grammatical errors there will be two options.
A. You can of course destroy one of my works. I don't mind because why would I do it and not be OK with someone else doing it to one of mine.
B. Or I can put your book in the HALL OF SHAME and encourage other readers to shame your book with me. :p
If you have courage and confidence in your book I promise you that after I kill your book there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. If you are chill I will give you my votes for your book no matter how good or bad they are. If you can handle my reviews, which are mostly for fun then you can handle anyone's criticism. :)
Read Mr. Ridiculous' Guide to Handling Criticism. Very helpful!
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