Mr. Ridiculous' Reviews

Mr. Ridiculous -vs- Black Ink Society

READY TO RUMBLE?!

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DING DING! ROUND 1!

"And in this corner we have.."

"BLACK INK SOCIETY"
Dystopian Thriller

-VS-

Mr. Ridiculous

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Alright the gloves are off!!

THE RIDICULOUS...

First Impression.

Wait wait wait another 3rd Person POV! What has happened to all the teeny 1st Person POV books? Oh shit! You've got stickers and rankings! *stuffs a dirty sock into my mouth* Oh wait I don't trust Wattpad. Let's get it on!!!

1, 1: Cultivated Conversation.

Ugh why does this have to be so good dammnit!!! I'm looking for easy targets here and you're obviously making this difficult for me. *takes an aluminum baseball bat and smashes my own head with it* So the story starts out with Arsene Lupin, which by the way is a fictional French detective technically a villain but not nearly as villianous as the men he brings to justice. My first question is WHY DID YOU STEAL A CAR WITH COCAINE IN IT! He could have stolen a mini van or a piece-o-shit rust bucket. But nooo! He steals a car that's already hot! *tares out Lupin's guts and shoves them down his throat* ontop of the car having a ton of blow, it also belongs to a crime syndicate thug. "Ugh" shit well Lupin certainly is like his fictional French counterpart he's named after but with less deductive reasoning skills

So the goons for the crime syndicate want to kick "Lupin's" arsehole for stealing regardless of his very gentleman like pleas for rationale debate. *hits head with my hand* Earth to Lupin!!! Let's do the math.

Gang member & baseball bat < Lupin

Somehow that does not compute with me. But regardless of Lupin's IQ of a #2 pencil in this particular scenario I give him full marks for bravery. Alright so grammar is so good that it hurts me. Damn you! *takes off the grammar nazi hat* I like that thing, I feel all lonely without it. Ugh. How could you. I'd kidnap your editor for my own evil plans and keep them locked up in my secret laboratory but I already have a good editor. *whispers* I like it so far...but don't tell anyone or I'll throw you into a wood chipper.

Ok gloves on!

THE WORKS.

This is good work. I enjoy the character Lupin. Very British in his speech. I can tell that you are well read and it shows in your use of vocabulary. I am impressed. Don't let it get to your head. It's a good read so far the ranking and the sticker are trully earned.

I do have one complaint. I don't really see this London of 2026 as being a dystopia. I don't see eyes in the sky or ears on the street, or absurd curfews. WHERE IS BIG BROTHER? But of course it is only the first chapter and a good one at that.

Good flow, no confusion on who is speaking and conveying what is going on. My eyes were glued and my imagination was full steam ahead. EXCITED about the next segment!!! *taps you on the top of the head* Good job!!!

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DING! DING! ROUND TWO!!

The gloves are off!!

1, 2: The Nights Last Criminal

THE RIDICULOUS!

So exactly at the same time as "Lupin" is about to be gang banged, another man is being interrogated by a police officer "hey did anyone catch his name?" Nope OK Officer  "Shakespeare" Limburger (Stinky cheese). I like him. *pets him* he's a board. A very thick one.

Anyway he is interrogating a man claiming to be Dante Alighieri. OK there is so much I want to say right now. *holding back tears of joy* The name is wonderful and I hate you for your brilliance. What better name for a "secret" identity. Dante's Inferno + Black Ink Society = AMAZE BALLS!! XD ( I'm 10...No, no I'm not)

But it gets better I mean I HATE it!! *spits in protest* So officer Limburger is smoking a cigarette. "Dante" asks for one and Limburger says there is a smoking ban. "Dante" then exercises an art form I have been training and honing for many years...SARCASM.

Anyway "Dante" points out the dramatic irony of Limburger's actions. You suave fuck. *stuffs "Dante" into to a bag* "Teach me your ways!!!" Moving on. "Irene," his "lawyer" is on her way. The police officer claims to know his real name and stuff.

Gloves off.

The WORKS.

I was hoping there was more to bash you on but in truth this is such an enjoyable book that all I can do is just drool and enjoy the flow, structure, and the utter grammar perfection that I seem to be basking in right now. *Our editors are challenging each other to duels* No complaints in this chapter. I was expecting the officer to rough him up a bit. English cops seem so nice and reasonable, even in the 2026. Why do I live in America? Ugh. Anyway yeah you out did yourself here. You suck for being so awesome. XD

This book is top shelf. Anyone who enjoys very smart dialogue, quirky defiant characters, and intelligent writing will get a kick out of this. I greatly recommend. "vive la revolution" oh wait this is in England. My bad. But I'm excited to continue reading. I can tell this Black Ink Society will be the "vox populi" (it's Latin ya dummies) I have a personal love for Dystopian lit.

Cheers!!