I'm a bookworm with an attitude!!! I like to kick buttocks and write me some good scrawlins. I admit I'm a bit blunt and perhaps even evil...wait for it.

Muwahahahahaha. Yes I did practice for hours perfecting the evil laugh.

Quick WARNING. I do not follow those who mass follow. If I like your work then I will do so. I do except reading requests but expect me to be blunt and honest. I won't be cruel but I won't lie or sugar coat.

I don't read romance, fan-fiction, teen fiction, werewolf, vampire, or bad boy/girl.

I do however enjoy reading fantasy, sci-fi, steampunk, paranormal, space opera, and dystopians.

Oh yeah my major work is the DUOY DOCUMENT. It's pronounced doy-yay. It's a small town in France anyway it's a Epic High Fantasy. Yes it is in 3rd person....

What!!! oh man!!!! *lays on the ground flailing limbs like a jellyfish having a temper tantrum*

Ya ya I know 1st person is the big shiznit. MY BAD. But hey it's a good story. Lots of characters. You know Game of Thrones lots and one of my major inspirations. Oh and of course Frank Herbert's DUNE. I mean wow one of the best books...ever!!! *reverberates in your ears* It will be a snorefest if you have a limited vocabulary. XD

Go check it out and if you like comment and vote. And if you don't I probably won't do anything about it.... I mean.....a pox upon your houses. Oh wait that's Hamlet.

The work I know everyone will like is my series of short stories called TURN OF THR KALEIDOSCOPE.

I'd also like to do a special shout out to my editor, lover, and best friend @bluecave.


ENJOY fellow earthling readers.
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AutodidacticApe AutodidacticApe Apr 29, 2016 02:57AM
So I am taking a hiatus from my novel. So don't expect any updates anytime soon. 
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