The Signs as Things From Hamilton

The signs as roasts from Hamilton

Aries: "I'm not here for you..."

Taurus: "Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits!"

Gemini: "My dog speaks more eloquently."

Cancer: "You must be out of your ******* mind!"

Leo: "I hope that you burn."

Virgo: "Burr... Close the door on your way out."

Libra: "You and your words, obsessed with your legacy..."

Scorpio: "Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder."

Sagittarius: "Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty..."

Capricorn: "God I hope you're satisfied."

Aquarius: "You're nothing without Washington behind you."

Pisces: "Burr you disgust me!"