The Signs as Things From Hamilton

The signs as Maria Reynolds

Aries: "Staaaaaaaaaay"

Taurus: "Whoaoaoaoa!"

Gemini: "I know you are a man of honor, I'm so sorry to bother you at home."

Cancer: "And I came here all alone..."

Leo: "Beating me, cheating me, mistreating me..."

Virgo: "My husband's doing me wrong..."

Libra: "I don't know about any letter!"

Scorpio: "You're too kind sir..."

Sagittarius: "Please don't go sir!"

Capricorn: "If you pay, you can STAAAYYYY!"

Aquarius: "I don't have the means to go on..."

Pisces: "Just give him what he wants and you can have me!"