Random Thoughts

A Little Billy Goat

There was a little billy goat and he was really cute. But the there was also a great warrior riding a horse. The mighty warrior was really cute, he looked like Nash Grier. The billy goat was chasing the mighty warrior and the warrior was looking back at the billy goat as the horse reared up. After a long and rigorous fight filled with soft punches of rainbows, marshmallows and butterflies, the billy goat finally won the battle. Later that day after defeating the handsome warrior on the horse, the billy goat was discovered to be a satyr. He then travel through all of Rome to find the mightiest hero in all of the land. The satyr looked and looked until he found an egg. Wait, why an egg. Doesn't this author have anything better to do? No? Ok, oh well. Anyway, the satyr found an egg. The egg soon hatched to be a baby human with magical superpowers. The hero grew up to become the greatest hero in all of Rome. The satyr realized that the egg that this child came from wasn't an egg at all. It was a diamond from the armor of the warrior on the horse he had defeated all those years ago. The child then came back to try and murder the satyr after learning its father. The satyr ended up going to the magical land of lollipops and hot dogs to escape the warrior's son. There he stayed for the rest of his life swimming in the hot cocoa springs and grazing on the sugar grass blades of the magical land. He then died from diabetes from eating to much sugar. THE END!!!!!