Understanding guys

I've come to know that countless girls stay confused by something as simple as the male race, just as boys are confused by girls. Both trying to figure out what the other wants. So, i'm going to offer some advice with an insight and explanation to the male mind.

To begin with, guys are actually human beings too. We have feelings, and it is possible for us to get hurt. We tend not to talk about our emotions because like some girls, we're insecure and are afraid of getting crushed. Guys don't think so much about the mushy stuff, it's just the way we've been raised.

Second, make-up. WHAT IS THE POINT IN IT? I've litterally never looked at a girl and thought "Mmm, she looks like a clown, i'd tap that." I know girls wear it because they're insecure but really if we're attracted to you, a slight colour change isn't going to affect that. I can't stress this enough, make up is more useless than shampoo for bald people.

Thirdly, why do girls have trouble believing a guys where abouts? Loosen the reigns a little, woman, we're not your pets. When we say we're hanging with our mates, we are most likely playing xbox with them in our bedrooms. Sorry if i offended anyone, i'm just being honest.

Lastly, have confidence. Don't get offended if we want to banter with you because that's the best thing we know, it's like bonding. Stand up for your self and fight back, that's sexy to a guy. For some reason we get fired up when girls play hard to get, just don't go over board and smash a plate over a guys head.

So much more i can say but i can't tell you everything now, can i?