Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #37: Ralph Bakshi Vs. Don Bluth

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!

DON BLUTH...

...VS...

...RALPH BAKSHI!!!!!!

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• Don Bluth: •

Let me Kickstart this confrontation, skipping past all formal nonsense;

Spend less time bush-beating than you took to show a hippo's Johnson:

I stuck it to Disney hard, inspiring their return to form,

While you inspired Ren and Stimpy's adult show, plus furry porn!

Bankruptcy couldn't keep this good Don down, you perverted, racist slob;

You're stoned as any troll queen's victims if you think you'll do the job!

I bring choice tales to life, from B.C. times to After Earth's destroyed,

So tell your freaky Doodle friends that I'm one 'Noid they'd best avoid!

I've got a master plan to which not even Jenner'd raise objection,

And for once, I won't let any execs muck with those intentions.

Dusting cels at Terrytoons is where you should have stayed for life:

Just think how Crumby your career would be if not for Robert's wife!

There'll be no tacked-on happy end to what I'll put you through today,

So disregard what you were told by Xanadu, and walk away!

As sharp as any T-rex chompers while attacking microphones;

Hey, I'm one Don more liable to piss you off than Corleone!

• Ralph Bakshi: •

Think me some bigot pornographer; when will you people learn?

No, I'm your lyrical hitman, and things won't take a Peaceful turn;

The burns I spit'll worse-than-Singe you once you step in my lair, fool,

So brace for an unfiltered lecture, courtesy of Bakshi School:

You're fucking with the patron saint of animation's underground,

Who's in control of more than just the flippers as he knocks you 'round!

Coonskin made negroes doubt my whiteness, but I'll make you go albino;

Milk this track for all it's worth like Universal has your dinos!

I'll tear you more holes where sun don't shine than Rock-a-Doodle's plot,

So don't be fursecuting me; you tried to make a pheasant hot!

Me, I show people how things are, especially when it ain't pretty;

Never pandering, I keep real even with the nineteen-fifties!

I'm a wiz at tackling the heavy: drugs, war, segregation,

All while channelling pop music's power through the generations!

I beat South Park to T.V.; made even Nicktoons take some pages.

In inspiring Disney's Renaissance, you brought your own Dark Ages!

• Don Bluth: •

Listen here now, Rotoscope-It Ralph: don't charge me with shark-jumping,