Molemanninethousand Stories

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5d9xtMdobk Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPIWGRrR50 The two most famous... strike that, the two most RESPECTABLE franchises for small children clash in the biggest M...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twfgfbzZ-8 Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargaine...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRINWNUvJk8 One of my more obscure matchups, a pitting between two protagonists of classic computer adventure games, each fro...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC80W7KWwgc Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming!

I very much hope this piece's lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molem...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K52EhyrFwS4 The most evil clown of all time (Joker? Meh.) battles the closest things I could find to "good-evil" cl...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbI5vjFhIRY A from-scratch remake of an old matchup that I have never been satisfied with... until now!

The MERB Season 3 finale, and quite possibly the single longest rap battle ever composed; it's over TWICE as long as my own series previously-longest existing battle! Go...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu6cAWvrZaI Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.

Originally composed to coincide with the April Fools' 2019, and sort of a "bonus" battle that wasn't part of my long-term plans until a relatively short time b...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH7hIjE9YcU The Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Season 3 premiere presents the conclusion to the arc, which I have now officially...

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZiKUCVG6Q A famous evil machine faces an equally-famous slightly-less-evil machine, only for both to be upstaged by the more obs...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0kR79YzfY

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPBqLvEFiA It's Madness vs. Chaos... or is it? ...in this extra-zany Moleman's Epic Rap Battles installment where all is not...

Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAVrl9Ab8U In the most successful of my very early battles, two completely random and unrelated characters with no obvious c...

The second of two Steven Universe battles collectively occupying the #45 numeric designation within MERB, the initial idea for which was devised long before its counterp...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBVCX298hgA A clash of alien invaders over superiority on multiple levels, and my personal tribute to one of the most unjustl...

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J7nKptD0xI The premiere of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Season 2 revisits a "classic" (read: unique by virtue of bei...