Molemanninethousand Stories

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPIWGRrR50 The two most famous... strike that, the two most RESPECTABLE franchises for small children clash in the biggest Moleman's Epic Rap Battle yet!

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNx5OpO5nQA A battle that gives new meaning to the term "one-on-one", and has been remastered from its shitty-audioed original video incarnation in honor and support of the current Kids Next Door revival campaign. Recomission everyone. Stop the G:KND.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ynNj3eIiw The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Battles installments quickly devolves into basically the most random epic rap battle ever made.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4wEiqHTTYw Disney's sinister suitors go at it mano-a-mano in the first installment of a loose three-part saga concluded in the Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Season 3 premiere.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU6bX_vy1eE The second part of a loose saga later concluded in Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #29, #22 is one of the two big mega-battles of Season 2, featuring two sword-possessed warriors plus a very special last-minute guest fighter.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgs-JErrH0k A particularly resonant clash of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an envelope-pusher and the other an envelope-shredder.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abr0JuD31Zg Part 1 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2AAElk3khw A matchup fueled in significant part by childhood nostalgia on my own part, but featuring just about as many twists as the average MERB installment.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Pusl0wOqc In the Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Season 2 finale, it's a battle royale of Grim Reapers, with one VERY special guest appearance to conquer them all!

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdLt8aROi4 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles returns from hiatus with this "duel" between the hosts behind insane competitions.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n83eM1SnFhw Villainous and slightly-less-villainous vegetation run amok in a battle that ended up having much more of a plot than it probably needed to.

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRINWNUvJk8 One of my more obscure matchups, a pitting between two protagonists of classic computer adventure games, each from a different highly recognizable quasi-historical setting.

I very much hope this piece's lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-46-solaire-vs-majora VIDEO: (TBA)

Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some friends! Video coming soon.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZiKUCVG6Q A famous evil machine faces an equally-famous slightly-less-evil machine, only for both to be upstaged by the more obscure single most evil machine of all time!

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAVrl9Ab8U In the most successful of my very early battles, two completely random and unrelated characters with no obvious connection other than my own fandom for them have at each other.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twfgfbzZ-8 Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for!

Originally composed to coincide with the April Fools' 2019, and sort of a "bonus" battle that wasn't part of my long-term plans until a relatively short time before I committed to making it. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvqLlcCle_s

VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeKDPwa6nQ Anime's greatest detective (suck it, Conan) battles the modern era's greatest real-life con man over supreme mastery of the English alphabet's twelfth letter. Contains irrelevant humor as well as strong opinions on a certain "religion".

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu6cAWvrZaI Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.