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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #38: Eric Cartman Vs. Porky Minch by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #38: Er...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5d9xtMdobk Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #8: Winnie the Pooh Vs. Sesame Street by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #8: Win...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPIWGRrR50 The two most famous... strike that, the two most RESPECTABLE franchises for small children clash in the biggest M...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #40: Count Olaf Vs. Judge Doom by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #40: Co...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twfgfbzZ-8 Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargaine...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #23: Gruntilda Vs. Handsome Jack by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #23: Gr...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks63owm8Cng Two of video gaming's greatest yet most vastly contrasting villains face off in a relative sleeper hit among the...
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #17: Sally Acorn Vs. Mega Man 2 by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #17: Sa...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J7nKptD0xI The premiere of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Season 2 revisits a "classic" (read: unique by virtue of bei...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #33: Sting Vs. Big Brother by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #33: St...by MolemanNineThousand
Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #42: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #42: Sc...by MolemanNineThousand
The MERB Season 3 finale, and quite possibly the single longest rap battle ever composed; it's over TWICE as long as my own series previously-longest existing battle! Go...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #25: Discord Vs. Sheogorath by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #25: Di...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPBqLvEFiA It's Madness vs. Chaos... or is it? ...in this extra-zany Moleman's Epic Rap Battles installment where all is not...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Severus Snape Vs. Terra by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Se...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu6cAWvrZaI Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Twilight Sparkle Vs. Raven by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Tw...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HbKswqjU8 Part 3 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #34: Chris McLean Vs. Vince McMahon by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #34: Ch...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdLt8aROi4 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles returns from hiatus with this "duel" between the hosts behind insane competitions.
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL: Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls REMAKE by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbI5vjFhIRY A from-scratch remake of an old matchup that I have never been satisfied with... until now!
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #18: Gaston Vs. Hans by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #18: Ga...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4wEiqHTTYw Disney's sinister suitors go at it mano-a-mano in the first installment of a loose three-part saga concluded in t...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #39: Pink Floyd Vs. Qin Shi Huang by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #39: Pi...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC80W7KWwgc Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming!
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #14: Avatar Aang Vs. Ben Tennyson by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #14: Av...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdOwT4k7JfM Two iconic modern animation heroes duke it out and then some in my most popular battle ever, as well as the longe...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #20: Judge Dredd Vs. Judge Judy by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #20: Ju...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAg2le47qk Arguably most actual-history-relevant and "realistic" battle up to this point, and one of the most succ...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #24: Mad Max Vs. Fallout by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #24: Ma...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv10exNDXcE Post-apocalyptic heroes clash in a confrontation that quickly escalates, eventually, depending on your perspectiv...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #10: Ned Flanders Vs. Clay Puppington by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #10: Ne...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqJRtjdRdg Animation's most famous man of God battles a more obscure scoundrel in an ideological clash of honesty vs. hypocr...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL: MERB News by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ynNj3eIiw The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Batt...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #37: Ralph Bakshi Vs. Don Bluth by Moleman9000
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #37: Ra...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgs-JErrH0k A particularly resonant clash of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an en...
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