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When I told my mommy🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼 she told me she was ALSO PREGNANT 😩😩😩😨😨😱😱😭😭😡😡😡

She also got some from 🍆🍆💦Jacob 💦🍆🍆 last night 😰. When I was asleep 😴😴 he got horny 💦💦 again but didn't want to wake me up😍😍😍. But my mom 💁🏽💁🏽 who was hiding in the closet🚪🚪🚪 saw his 2 inch boner 💦💦🍆🍆 and said "I can help with that 😏😏😏" and NOW SHES PREGNANT TOO WITH THE SAME PERSON😱😱!!!

Now now it's not 🍆🍆💦Jacobs 🍆💦🍆 fault he just was horny 😏😏😩😩 it happens to all of us 8 year olds😩. Why do you have to 🙅🏼🙅🏼hate🙅🏼🙅🏼 on him 😩😩😩😫???

My mommy 💁🏽💁🏽 said she's sorry 😫😫 she just wants Jacobs cummies 💦💦😝😝😩 too which is understandable.

Then my stomach started growing 😱😱😱😱😱. See👀 when you have a baby 👶🏿👶🏿 they grow in 9 hours.  I learned that in school💁🏽💁🏽 so it's true 👏🏿👏🏿💯💯😝😝

My mommys tummy was growing 2!!!!😱😱

We're about to give birth😫😫😱😱😨😰!!

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